afterlife
“A REVIEW OF THE AFTERLIFE”
SERVICE PROVIDED: ‘the afterlife offers an extensive package of grave to afterlife customer support’
5 / 10
you’re always going to be disappointed by something
for which there is so much anticipation.
8 / 10
no specific complaints. Slow processing time compared
to what i’d expected. Would use
provider again A+++++
0 / 10
vacated tartarus the smile of water on limbs , these
are very beautiful glowing moments among killers
for whom killing is a precious and deliberate act –
how can there … is … often , in the grass saturated
mornings I you whoever is smiling and mauve – – noo! I would
never return here if I had a choice so sad is it that death
has a monopoly on what comes after life.
7.5 / 10
was reassured by the consummate very careful and caring
deliberate manner in which my handlers fed me into
this place beyond suffering they asked if I wanted to watch
my funeral on a large screen HD tv I declined and chose instead
to read excerpts from the order of service. Perhaps there could
have been some form of refreshment? Am I asking or expecting
too much?
3 / 10
what is there to say ? Isn’t death the absolute
and final meaning? at death my circumference
was measured with a ruler I was found a plot
in a common grave really this is far from desirable
10 / 10
every aspect of my treatment – from dying
to having ascended – was marvellous. I cannot fault
Rick, our server, and his team for being absolutely
fantastic, communicative. Would – well – would definitely
use their services again, but I am catholic. This, I guess,
is it.
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