#stereotypes ftw

[becausefyes]

My father is the Zohan. Just found him in the kitchen eating hummus with a spoon.

becausefyes

[ponderosa-pining]

It appears I misread my hours for today

I will not be making the wake, unless someone watches the store for me for at least 30 minutes, and I was supposed to make swordfish and massive shrimp on the grill. The latter is more likely, because I'm told to close if it is slow. Question...I'm not saying you do, but doanyof my Aussie followers say "shrimp on the barbie"?

[mczikeens]

omg dkfksowjd

So in creative writing today, somehow we got to talking about food and someone said KFC was gross and I was like ..I like KFC.. and then someone said Popeyes was too and I was like ..I like that too..

Then I realized I'm black.

[nitalee-blog]

There are legitimately kids playing frisbee in the courtyard...