once upon a time
there was a cookie
named stiles
he was the most delicious cookie in all the land
covered in chocolate chip moles
the knight of the round cupboard was the guardian of the cookie jar
he was named derek and he had no eyebrows
but a big heart
he was always scolding stiles for adventuring too far from the cookie jar
but stiles was a curious cookie and could not be dissuaded
so derek joined stiles on his cookie adventures
to protect him from the evil hunters
cookie hunters
but derek had a dark secret
deep in his heart
he had a super secret love
for cookies
he hungered for stiles's tasty cookie flesh
but his lust was stayed by his OTHER love
for stiles's sparkling cookie personality
no that is not slang for penis
so stiles and derek held cookie hands and went on cookie adventures
and nobody got eaten
(except in the good way)
and they lived happily ever after
the end