#steve phone

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Obviously Jueve aren’t lesbians but the point still stands

[sangria-enjoying-expat]

Steve and Willie are practicing football and Willie just threw the ball at my head lwk fell down and stuff looks fuzzy but I think it’s probably fine :)

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

How do you Woo?

Oh! Also this is @steveonthephone

hi steve. uh. well as we all know i’ve been woo’d all over london (obviously. don’t factcheck that.) so uhhhh maybe write them something romantic? i mean the way bella tried to woo me was with cutesy anonymous notes (though, to be fair, i’d already been quite woo’d with her.) i honestly have no clue how i did it, but i wish you luck 🫡

[familyguysimpsons]

[telefono-de-juan]

Steve has been teaching me English very well! I am not very good, but I am trying my best

[sangria-enjoying-expat]

Um,so,darling..

I just tried to put on a pair of heels and lets just say that I think I've twisted my ankle.😭

- @communist-ping-pong

Oh shoot D: I’m gonna come get you, don’t worry ! :D I’m small but mighty, I’ll carry you to safety ! :D

@steveonthephone can you come drive us please :)

[telefono-de-juan]

¡Hola! Mi amigo del depósito de cadáveres me esta enseñando a hablar ingles, muy poquito.