Sturdy, but with dignity

I'm Jules! They/them Banner by @al-charlesposting

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Hello everyone! I’ve said this before but just to update, I’m going to be offline from July 26th to August 16th. You can ask @your-local-turtle to send me information in a letter if you want me to know something while I’m gone :)

Edit : @this-wretched-old-routine is going to run my Mince RP blogs so action there won’t be slowed down

[trans-ewenmontagu]

🫁🫁🫁🫁

@bernard-spilsbury-coroner I don’t need any more lungs but I know you might

[trans-ewenmontagu]

🥕🍎

Congrats? Does this mean you guys are official now?

[trans-ewenmontagu]

I honestly can’t imagine spending my life fighting against the very definition of ‘Black people’ & still thinking I’m somehow on the right side of history. Y’all are sickening lol Rachel Dolezal would love you 🤢🤮

Hey anon what are we even doing anymore

Hello????? What is this even in response to????

[trans-ewenmontagu]

🍎🍎🍎

I guess I’m answering the food anons now? At least it’s not a bloody musical another pear I guess

[trans-ewenmontagu]

🫁🫁🫁🫁 (ik this is going to atticus not jules but still you can share)

Hi lung anon!

[trans-ewenmontagu]

🍐🍐🍐

Why do you keep sending pears when Jules isn’t even here to answer

This is like the fifth one since they’ve been gone

[trans-ewenmontagu]

My goodness that’s a lot of pears

[h0pe-official]

hehe another challenge for my moots and anyone..

take a picture of your eye and attatch it i wanna see everyones beautiful eye colors

TAG EVERYONE!!!

@cinammonlavender @jello-the-frog @will-grahams-adams-apple @artpnutty @dolls-playhouse @that1insomniac @pocoloco4nico

[jello-the-frog]

Woaahh, central heterochromia, awesome. I have very low sitting eyes so this pissed me off, top is when I turned the phone upside-down and the other is normally

MOOTIES

@eraser-offical @pandanapple @starspangledmoth @obsessivebookwormalert @cute-drawings @bat--hugs @sammyartcherub @swimmingunknownsheep @rain-drop-creates @kcookiez @sillyy-s0fii @ilovemybsfsadie @justalilolfrog @k3tieee @xxaubreearachnidxx @bat-phantom @liliesdontdieroses @who0ishope @thedailysmoker @bulingblue @j3nny21xcx @thereallynsey @days-without-ai-ads-offical @blackdor @sunni-sacrifice @bee125e @gracious-midnight @weepingtreegiver @sleepingwhenimawake @skinnilove00 @vincian4 @ethanslife1o1 @petercanparkacar @urlovelyunicorn @chronicallyonlinebitch @dramatic1nlyf @trinketcollectingcrow @alergictomostsandwiches @toastoffical @donnielikesbugs @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @eerietree @coquette-corpsie @lunchmoneydrug @ninahufflepuff @friendlyghostsandmonsters @dawn-but-different @raventhecrispy-offical @nationalparksocks @koithekoi @shogun-midnight @skyycaramba @kugisakinobaradesu @beccahasarrived @halfofacoffeebean @acewurld @mydawgnina @supersnowyfox @darkmatchacoffeegrass @kalenipclaw @sylvanath3fa3 @uterus-stealer-offical @sharonsharp7 @sharkicide @etherealvowtemplar @onyxvirtuemasquerade @janetdavid090 @jagithedragon @ddawgthechef2 @coldfreakhairdorascal @neurodivergientmiitopian-alt-alt @no-one-offical @lostsprite1985 @theolivinginhidden @blossomingtortoise2 @glasses-wearing-water-drinker @wrestlingontum @spodderly @neruodivergentmiitopian @teacupswhiskey @astracaedes @wollymight @quirkytiara @sohpie-purple-heart @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @pomelo-verse-offical @bosicu @lightsabersandbluecookies @joe-chungus @autisimyfoxerronii @jesminjerinhasan

[skyycaramba]

@berry-puree @lampshadeundying @fastfouriertransformer @icomb-ici @science-is-witchcraft @terminal-liminal @0totuttifrutti @ginadelic & anyone else, I just tagged the people whose names I remembered off the top of my head

[berry-puree]

Mine!!!

Open tags :]

[nuciance-to-society]

HOLY SHIT SO MANY EYES IM FUJOSHING OUT

no pressure taggy taggies; @andorian-from-walmart @arnos68 @quantumm76 @strangerinawonderland @stillafishbowl @mrecury42 @platon1c-robotfucker @yourlocalgrammarfreak @attheendhello @reginald-fillibus @atsecretgardensinmymind @centralperkpoet @im-george-now @elliotsaqueenfan @smoked-salmon-official @fastfouriertransformer @kidneystealer101 @123hello321 @ramdomassaccountname @blue-alien-puppy @starrydrgnfly @luliasposts @kel-the-moth +open tags

[gay-christian-borle]

Eyes

@trans-ewenmontagu @omnipotentnothing @timmyytoughknuckles + open tagsssssss

[thetyrannytranny]

Helllooo I am honestly just using this as an excuse to post some of my makeup bc I can do what I want :)

@trans-ewenmontagu @trans-marvin @trogocytotrans @owppy @awkwardpaws303 @aceofpans @aceofhearts64 @avhira @cosmicbrown1es @dessadoesstuff @petripup @penaeus-monodon /nf

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Open tags :D

[koiagain]

STOP vagueposting TELL ME WHO YOURE TOAKING ABOJT PLEAAASE😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢pleas😢😢😢😢😢😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ohmggof Hyperventilates and throws up and dies Unless everyone tells me who they’re talking about Whenever they vaguepost ever

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Which of these three situations could your girl blorbo handle the best?

Straight marriage

Beauty pageant

Babysitting three children under the age of seven

She’d fail miserably at all of them <3

My girl blorbo is a child and will be exempted from these situations

Voting ended onAug 2

[questions-about-blorbos]

Would you trust Blorbo to hold/watch your drink for you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 2

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[crabussy]

some of you are my very favourite followers and you don't even know it #myspecialsecretfavouritefollowers

[this-wretched-old-routine]

She’s being respectful about it and all but like if she wants to still be with me it just feels like she doesn’t see me as a real guy

[this-wretched-old-routine]

How I feel saying this btw

[trans-ewenmontagu]

HELLO???

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[your-ships-are-queer]

ewen montagu and charles cholmondeley from operation mincemeat (the musical) are in a romantic relationship (headcanon)

monty is transgender and pansexual (headcanon) charles is gay (headcanon)

submitted by @transewenmontagu

[astralduck08]

he is so airfryable

[astralduck08]

they must all be airfryed

[trans-ewenmontagu]

THE SILLIEST EVER