#stew superiority

[the-stew-goblin]

HOLY FUCKING STEW WE DID IT!!!

THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING SUCH WILLING SACRIFICES TO THE STEWS!!!

Stew for all!!

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[the-stew-goblin]

Stew goblin... I like soup too- are you mad???

You must cleanse yourself of this evil. 1 bajillion bowls of exorcism stew for you

[the-stew-goblin]

Incoming Friend Request from: “The Soup Gremlin”

Attached is a message: “Pls be friend :)”

Will you accept the Friend Request?

I'm sorry but I can't be friends with someone who has soup in their name. It's like a sin for me

[the-stew-goblin]

Stew= Stew-pid

Soup= Soup-erb

It's in the name, i do not make the rules.

The Soup-er goblin.

FUCK YOU YOU COWARDLY GOBLIN!!! GET OFF ANON AND FACE ME LIKE A TRUE GOBBY

[the-stew-goblin]

I hate soup. I love stew. Stew is so good I fucking hate soup

[the-stew-goblin]

Hi Soup Gremlin again

I understand if Soup weirds you out. For the record, I love stew. It’s very good :) I just happen to prefer soup.

Hope you are having a wonderful day :)

Your fan, Soup Gremlin

Your love of soup is awful to me and goes against everything I stand for, but thank you for being nice

[the-stew-goblin]

don’t get me wrong, I enjoy stew. But like..

what’s the problem with soup?

Ever heard of disease ridden rocks covered in fire ants? You'll be happier eating that then eating soup. Soup is BAD NEWS!!!!

[the-stew-goblin]

What would you do if there was a soup goblin?

We would be locked in an eternal battle I fear. Constantly trying to put each other into either stew or soup, and trying to win favor with the masses.

And of course I would call an air strike to their home.

STEW IS BETTER OK?! Ok.

And don't you even THINK of using a transmutation spell to become a goblin of soup! The world would shudder under the weight of our war