Late night wedding night-A Stewbert fic
So I’m going to make a wifeless AU where Stephen and Jon become a married couple and after their wedding, they go to the apartment they share with pieces of the cake they had and an extra bottle of Champagne to spit in each other’s faces in fake shock like they usually do on The Late Show/The Daily Show/The Colbert Report. It’s not gonna be smut, but I do hope you enjoy.
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Stephen unlocked the door, giggling and jumping around like he had just turned five again. He was bubbly from the celebration and when he opened the door to the apartment he and Jon shared, he pulled in the shorter man he now called his husband. Jon smiled as big as Stephen did as he was pulled into the living room and closed the door, locking it.
“Do you want my last name or do I take yours?” Jon asked as he watched Stephen set down the tupperware of cake he was carrying when he was opening the door.
“I like hyphenating.” Stephen said as he motioned his husband over.
“Hyphenating doesn’t sound too bad.” Jon said as he kissed Stephen’s jaw when he walked into the kitchen.
“I have champagne that’s been chilling in my fridge since yesterday. You wanna glass, Mr. Stewart-Colbert?” Stephen asked as he pulled two glasses out of the cupboard.
“I’d love a glass.” Jon said as the two of them worked in tandem to open the champagne. Once Stephen poured the glasses, Jon took a glass and started sipping before Stephen decided to get a fake shock out of him, something that never got to be done at the wedding.
“Hey, I married you today.” Stephen said as Jon sat down his champagne glass and spit what was remaining in his mouth from swallowing right in Stephen’s face. Stephen wiped his face with the towel and when he took a sip out of his glass, Jon spoke next.
“Guess what, I married you too.” Jon said as Stephen spat in his face in return. After, the two of them giggled and began to kiss once Jon had wiped the remaining champagne off his face. Jon then put the champagne back in the fridge and they took the cake and two forks to the bedroom.
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“The cake is to kill for.” Jon said as he fed a bite of his piece to Stephen.
“Not as to kill for as you.” Stephen said as Jon blushed. “I do mean it, Jon. I’ve been in love with you since you started working at The Daily Show. You were more than a boss to me in that time we worked together. You’re the one I’ve meshed with most and I’m glad we belong to each other finally.” Stephen said as he nuzzled Jon’s jaw.
“I’ve loved you since the Christmas special. I wanted to kiss you so badly under that mistletoe, Stephen.” Jon said as he took Stephen’s hand and kissed it, stroking it with his thumb.
“It’s not too late, I’ve got the mistletoe.” Stephen said as he went to get up and grab it. Jon watched excitedly as the taller man moved, still in his socks and most of his wedding suit, to the closet where he took out a mistletoe and hung it up on the fan control chain of their overhead and climbed back to bed with Jon.
“Is this gonna be our tradition then?” Jon asked.
“I’ll pick you up over the threshold tomorrow night.” Stephen said as they giggled and Jon began to kiss his new husband deeply and Stephen held his face until they began to sink onto the bed where they remained until late the next day.
This was the start of the rest of their lives together.