#stfuevyn

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tumblr has become a p major source of stress/anxiety/bad brain days for me, so I'm prolly gonna just delete... I'm kinda transitioning over to twitter & I also have fb, if any of my mutuals are interested, send me an ask/message? I'm not gonna delete right away, so don't worry, cuz I'm still kinda hoping someone is gonna message me for Ollie.. :/

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[text: 1300s: im dying from the Black Plague 1800s: I'm 9 and work in a factory 1900s: I'm off to fight in a war 2000s: I'm offended (in all caps)] posted by a 40-something white woman on fb... the best part is that I can't argue abt it at all w/o feeding into the "joke" itself!!! making fun of ppl for wanting to be treated w respect is so edgy!!!!!

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I've literally never seen a cishet white guy who didn't look ugly with an undercut, but I've also never seen anyone else who didn't look cute w one so I think that means cishet white guys are now banned from having undercuts for the good of the world

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my main coping mechanisms are a) crying or b) rage

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ok but like........ I'm so bad at staring at cute girls like I keep catching myself doin this shit n bein like "WOW EVYN ur gonna creep this cutie out stop that shit" but it's so hard cuz girls r so pretty........

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I lov my gf so much...,. I can be all "bb I got s crush on this girl" n she'll be all like... "bb me 2 u gotta get w the system I've known this shit 4 months" & i feel like such a dork hahaha they're the best 😘

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it's 1234pm & I've barely left my bed & only once left my room i should be getting ready to have company over later (!!!) and/or doing a million other things but blankies are warm... 😣

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an old hs friend of mine is the only person I "know" (we don't hang out he's just a fb acquaintance at this point) on Team Instinct and also the only person I know who I could describe as a Nerd Bro