i've started calling
stiles/parrish
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i've started calling
stiles/parrish
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title: Nightcall [ao3: here]
main pairing: Jordan Parrish/Stiles Stilinski
rating: Teen (implied sexual content)
word count: ~1700 words
written for: for day 6 (Stiles/male) of Shipping With Stiles 2017 (hunters are totally law enforcement) and for the ‘Jordan Parrish’ square on my Rare Character Bingo Card!
summary: The one where on-duty phone sex is almost a thing, but a collapsing shelf gets in the way.
Jordan can count on one hand the number of times he’s worked a quiet night shift since moving to Beacon Hills.
Even in the dead of night, when the sky is black and the denizens of the town should be enjoying a deep sleep, there’s usually something happening in town, some form of chaos that has Jordan out of the station and into the streets. Sometimes, the chaos is supernatural in nature, like the time where a witch had decided that three o'clock in the morning was a great time to come out of the woods and start casting love spells on the town. Sometimes, the chaos is entirely human in nature, brought on strong emotions and easy access to weaponry.
(Jordan would rather take supernatural creatures over the latter any day.)
But sometimes, while they’re few and far between, Beacon Hills actually has a quiet night.
Those are the nights Jordan cherishes.
Stiles and Parrish, accidentally locked in a vault.
Oh my godddd so I don't necessarily ship it but dammit I can see this happening. (This is going to be a mess, but you asked for it.)
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Okay so they're going out at night to catch the big bad of the week (against the advice of, you know, pretty much the entire pack) and they find themselves in a house not unlike that one with the wendigos? Like there's a secret back room and everything, and Jordan thought it would be a good idea to start there since it's abandoned and the source of an ongoing investigation. (It was actually Stiles' idea, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.)
Because they may need to make a run for it, they leave the front door open (they're a little ways out of town so they don't have to worry about neighbors noticing them). They find the secret door and walk inside, right as a strong breeze makes its way down the hall and shuts the door behind them. Stiles reaches for the handle, but it won't budge.
Parrish pushes him out of the way, reaching for it himself. Apparently he's still in that "forgot I'm part superhuman" stage, because one tug later and the door handle is just a handle, because there's no door attached to it.
"Fantastic," Stiles deadpans. "We're stuck. Thanks. I am never speaking to you again. Ever."
"Stiles," Parrish pleads.
"Ah-ah! No."
Stiles makes it thirty whole minutes before the silence gets to him.
"So you wanna make out?"
"What."
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"I said, how do we break out?"
"No, no, that is not what you said."
"I'm...pretty sure that's –– stop putting words in my mouth."
"I'm not putting anything in your mouth!"
"Not yet," Stiles mutters.
"STILES."
"JORDAN." he mocks.
"Guys?"
They both frown. "Dad?" "Sheriff Stilinski?"
"You're both stupid," John says as he opens the door. "You," he points at Stiles, "are so grounded." Stiles tries to formulate a response, but his dad has already turned to Parrish. "And you... have tomorrow off."
"That... is not how I anticipated this conversation ending."
John smiles, a wicked gleam in his eye. Stiles' stomach drops. "That's because it's only just beginning. You have tomorrow off so you can think about dessert. The one you'll be bringing to my house tomorrow night. Where we will talk about why you were in an abandoned house with my newly of-age son."
"DAD!"
Parrish nods. At least, he thinks he does. "Y-yes, sir."
"Good man. Now go home."
He doesn't waste any time. He gets the hell out of that house and into his cruiser as fast as semi-humanly possible.
He is so fired.
DEREK/STILES/PARRISH MUST BE A DAY ENDS IN Y
COMBINED WITH
coffeeinallcaps said to drunktuesdaze:
CONSIDER THIS: the pack playing strip poker.
WERE ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER KIND OF IN THE DRESDEN FILES FANDOM? I mean, the books were like, whatever, and the TV show was boring but that fandom had a ton of fic that was RIGHT up my alley, and COFFEE ur ask made me think of this one story where Marcone and Kincaid played poker for first right to Harry’s butthole. Like—
They’re holed up in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere, forbidden from showing their faces anywhere. Derek and Stiles are, anyway. Parrish is here because his dad sent him along, apparently the only one of them he trusts. As if Stiles isn’t fully capable of handling the situation by himself.
"Jackpot," he crows, after rifling through the hotel room desk drawers. He holds a pack of cards up triumphantly, waggles them at Derek.
"I’m not playing Go Fish with you," Derek says, rolling his eyes.
"Obviously, you’re definitely an Old Maid fan," Stiles says, flipping him off. "But no, I was thinking about poker."
Parrish puts down the newspaper he was flipping through, clearly interested. ”For money?’
Marathon Movie (Date)
I couldn't help but want a Stiles/Parrish fic after that Star Wars reference in last night's episode of them marathoning the movies. I don't think I was alone in this, so I hope this appeases you.
He’s not quite sure how he ends up saying yes to Deputy Parrish for what he is pretty sure is a date.
Actually, take that back, he does know, he just never thought it would actually happen.
Ever since his dad hired the new deputy, Stiles has been not-so subtly stopping by the station more often than he used to. You know, dropping off lunch and/or dinner for his dad, visiting after he gets off lacrosse practice, after he hangs out with Scott, that sort of thing. He would say it’s because he is trying to spend more time with his dad because ever since the whole werewolf thing is out in the open between them, he’s trying to make sure his dad knows where he is, what he’s doing, and that he’s okay.
But…. Really, it’s just so he can find out more info on this new Parrish guy.
Stiles may or may not find him really attractive, and he had always thought Derek’s eyes were insane (and kind of still are), but Parrish’s eyes are ridiculous too. And okay so he might have been caught staring at his eyes, but Parrish only smiled and asked Stiles if he could help him with something. Stiles might have made something up, but Parrish didn’t call him on it, which was nice.
The more Stiles has hung around the station though, the more he’s found out about Parrish, like how he used to be in the army and his first name is Ryan (although Stiles can’t help but keep calling him Parrish or Deputy Parrish). That he’s adopted, has a soft spot for puppies (how can Stilesnot find that heart-meltingly adorable?!), and that he’s twenty four, which only makes them seven years apart, which is so not that much of an age gap. If he were thirty, it’d be nothing to be with a 37 year old, okay?
Alright, maybe Stiles is trying to justify it to himself, but it’s not like Parrish is putting a stop to the flirting that Stiles is so blatantly doing. In fact, Stiles is positive that Parrish has flirted back. He’s willingly answered all of Stiles’s questions about his past and his favorite things, and he always remembers when Stiles has a test or big project and asks how he did when he comes in afterwards. He offers to help Stiles with his homework, and when he’s looking over Stiles’s shoulder at his assignment, he’s much closer than anyone else would be. If anything they are at least friends, and while his heart skips when Parrish comes close to him, he feels comfortable enough with him to joke around and be himself.
So when he’s sitting across from Parrish while he works on his Calculus homework after dropping off dinner for his dad and another deputy walks in with a very drunk guy in cuffs, he thinks nothing of it when he says, “Well that guy’s several parsecs past the starport.”
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Deputy Parrish/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Deputy Parrish, Sheriff Stilinski Additional Tags: post possession!Stiles, Fluff, a little bit of angst but generally fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort Series: Part 1 of words we missed Summary:
In which Stiles spends too much time at the police station, trying to guess the new deputy's name.