#stillout2lunch

[randomlyjay]

I can write a poem about five things! Jaysome hugs and grins like wings! And lots of foods and waves goodbye Cuz jaysome is a poem that tries! :D

[fakesurprise]

the sorcerer opened an empty hand power spilling from fingers into air "happened again," he said, morose, and this time his sister did not laugh handing him a new shirt for the morning all magic has a price or 'twould not be but each spell cast ruined his shirts revealing pecs formed only by magic and leaving him mortified each day

magic shirts sundered from his spells he was left half-naked to the seasons to look like the centerfold of a spell book

[caffeinatedcharlie]

stillout2lunch replied to your post: “Never have a cocktail mixer when you know a Jay.”:

What kind of mixer are we talking about?

The kind that Jay put an entire rooster into, for ‘the whole cock’s tail!’ 

[randomlyjay]

A Jay can cook a lot of food

But eat a whole lot more!

Charlie says jaysome food

Is sometimes a terror !

A Jay is cooking up a storm

Of which Charlie needs to warn?!?!

[fakesurprise]

The ghost that haunted the home was exorcised for failing to properly load the dishwasher for the third time.

[fakesurprise]

“Ah. What happened?”

“It’s okay! She is still out to lunch,” the boy explains.

The explosion of something like tea is eating into the pavement.

“... I think I need to get my manager.”

“Ooooh! I can get mine too!” And the boy vanishes as if he never was.

The customer whispers, “Cookies,” and bolts for the bathroom.

I don’t try and stop her.

[fakesurprise]

You think I'm an ignorant savage The Yith've been so many places I guess it must be so But still I cannot see If the insane one is me How can there be so much that you don't know I don't know

You think you own whatever sphere you land on The Earth is just a dead thing you can maim But I know the stars come right and feature Oceans rising and the spirits speak a name

You say the only people who are people Are the people who know and think like you And if I walk the past steps of a stranger I'll be things I never knew, I never knew

Have you heard a Shoggoth cry Tekeli-li too soon Or asked the grinning Shoggoth why it shogged Can you sing with the voices under the mountains Can you paint with all the colors out of space Can you paint with all the colors out of space

Come flee the hidden blood trails of the forest Come taste Dagon's kiss underneath the Earth Come roll in all the madness all around you And for once, never wonder what you're worth

The dream storm and the rivened are our mothers The hound and the deep ones our friends And we are all connected to another In a squiggle for R'lyeh never ends

How  much does the sycamore know Cut it down, an elder sign you'll never grow And you'll never hear a Shoggoth cry Tekeli-li so soon For whether we are flesh or without skin We sing with the voices under the mountains We need to paint with all the colors out of space

You can own the Earth and still All you'll lose is Earth until You can paint with all the colors out of space

[randomlyjay]

NAPORIMO Day Jay So many hugs are real Even if I have more!

Am I a Jay I AM! Mist huggled Careless ofd the fog Lone grin in a cheshire night

I offer the night to be while I show it shadows it can't see I even make a jaysome bed Knowing we will hug again!

Prompt was a sneaky one, I picked this one!!