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hello!! i really enjoy reading you headcanons and you have an awesome way of writing things.

could i request a headcanon of wallace wells, stephen stills, ramona flowers, and gideon graves on what turns them on? preferably with a female reader.

thank you!

What Turns Them On?

Fandom: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.

Requested: Yes.

Featuring; Wallace Wells, Stephen Stills, Ramona Flowers and Gideon Graves.

Format: Headcannons.

Warnings: NSFW!

A/N: Thank you so much! I usually accept headcannons requests with 3 characters maximum, but I liked this request so much I’ll do it! Thank you for requesting!

I just realised how hard this will be to write with Wallace and Stephen because they’re both gay...

Wallace Wells

• You won’t have to do much to turn Wallace on, since he almost always already a little turned on.

• Show the littlest amount of skin and BOOM!

• He’s semi hard.

• But if you do it on purpose, then he gets really turned on.

• Like if you know what you’re doing then he really likes it.

• That really turns him on.

• He also might really like it if you touch him out of nowhere.

• It doesn’t matter where you touch him, he’ll still get really turned on.

Stephen Stills

• Stephen is a weirdo.

• Similar to Wallace, he gets turned on all the time.

• But very differently.

• It’s very specific things that turn him on.

• Random things, I suppose is a better way to describe it.

• It will likely take you sometime to figure out what exactly those specific things are.

• But once you do, it makes him go crazy.

• Have fun.

Ramona Flowers

• Ramona is very different from the boys.

• She is almost always ready for sex, but that doesn’t exactly mean that she is always turned on.

• Ramona is very picky.

• It’s very difficult to turn her on.

• Like Stephen, it will take a while for you to figure out all her turn ons.

• And unfortunately, there aren’t many.

• But one thing you should remember, is that Ramona’s ears are very sensitive.

• I’d go as far to say that her ears are her E-Zone.

Gideon Graves

• I’m sure we all know by know, that Gideon Graves is a pervert.

• He nasty 👀

• He is always turned on.

• Everything and anything you do, Gideon finds some pleasure in it.

• Breathe in front of him and he gets a semi.

• Gideon is always aroused and ready.

• As in ready to take you behind the scenes and ravish you.

• And not in a nice way. He has no respect for anyone.

• But what really gets Gideon going, is when you initiate it.

• It makes him believe you want it just as badly as he does.

• Gideon is the dominant one though, don’t forget that.

• Or he won’t hesitate to remind you of it.

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Hey could you please do headcanons for being married to ramona flowers please? (unlikely o know but💞)

Marrying Ramona Flowers

Warnings: Sexual references but no smut.

Featuring; Ramona Flowers.

Notes: This was a pretty cute request. I hope you like it! I hope you don’t mind the sex part, but if you do you can skip it. I put lines to section the sexual part so you can avoid it if you want to.

• Wow, I’m impressed.

• You got Ramona Flowers to marry you?

• That is certainly a big achievement.

• Mostly because Ramona doesn’t believe in marriage.

• Her belief in true love definitely lacks quite a lot so it’s only natural that her belief in marriage would do too.

• Wanna know her thoughts? Well here we go...

- “Why would any sane person stress themselves out so much by planning such an expensive one day event?”

- “Do they realise that they will probably never wear that million dollar dress again?’

- “Or that nobody will finish that massive 3 tier cake?”

- “Also do they know that literally nobody cares?”

• Good luck trying to convince her otherwise.

• Eventually when you finally make her agree to it, there are rules.

- Only a small wedding, with only close friends and family.

- Ramona will absolutely not dye her hair back or to another natural colour.

- Watch her dye it pink on your wedding day.

- She won’t wear heels, just because she can’t be bothered to.

- And no big poofy dress.

• Imagine that, your pink-haired bride walks down the aisle in pink converses and a white but skin tight and extremely short dress.

• It doesn’t even reach her knees.

• Oooh, how scandalous!

• Well it’s only close friends and family so I doubt they’ll care too much.

• You may get a few snide comments but nothing Ramona’s hammer can’t handle.

• You and Ramona go to Vanice for your honeymoon.

• Why? Idk. Ramona wanted to go or something...

• Ramona maybe a little lazy at times but walking around and exploring is something she absolutely loves, so you’ll be doing that for a lot of your vacation.

• I hope you like walking too because your legs are going to be very tired after.

• And not just from walking.

—-//—-

• When you’re not walking, you’re having sex.

• Yep. There will be lots of sex on you and Ramona’s honeymoon.

• The very first thing she packed was lingerie.

• And sex toys.

—//—

• But anyway, marrying Ramona would be a good decision.

• She loves you dearly and only wants to ensure your happiness.

• She has difficulty expressing her feelings sometimes so getting married might make it a little bit easier for her.

• Marriage doesn’t usually bring out the best in people, but for Ramona it will.

• She will calm down a little and start to understand yours and her own feelings a lot better.

• Ramona would make an amazing wife, both loving,caring and loyal.

• Congratulations 😁👍

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can you do headcanons for cyborg noodle figuring out that she has a crush on reader?

Cyborg Noodle Realising She Has A Crush On You

Fandom: Gorillaz.

Pairing; Cyborg Noodle x GN! Reader.

Format: Headcannons.

Writing Time: 1 hour.

Warnings: None.

Requested by: Anonymous.

Notes: I was really excited for my first Gorillaz request, and so happy that it for Cyborg Noodle! So much so I started writing it immediately. This has got to be my fasted completed request in years. Seriously I loved writing this request, mostly because Cyborg Noodle is my favourite from Gorillaz. I wish she was talked about more. Thank you so much for requesting this!

Cyborg Noodle

• Despite common belief, cyborgs can have feelings.

• Cyborg Noodle is a prime example of that.

• Although I have no clue how or why.

• How tf was Murdoc able to create a robot with to ability to feel emotions?

• He must be a genuis or something.

• But anyway, Cyborg Noodle was well aware that she could feel things almost immediately after being created.

• Her whole body ached from all the wires and other shit attached to her body.

• Her whole body was so heavy it hurt to move even just a little bit.

• She hated how stiff her body was.

• But she quickly got used to the pain and was able to move despite it.

• I remember reading somewhere that Cyborg Noodle once had a crush on Justin Timberlake.

• So she must of been aware that she had romantic and possibly sexual feelings too.

• I wonder how much Murdoc actually built of her. Physically.

• Like does she have reproductive organs? If he can give her emotions he can give her a fully functioning vagina too—

• Also can she age?

• ANYWAY, Cyborg first realised she had a crush on you when she thought about how much you accept her.

• She knows 2-D and Russel aren’t so fond of her simply because she isn’t the original or real Noodle.

• She also knows how much she creeps Noodle out, who wouldn’t be creeped out by their clone?

• And as much as they get appreciate and care for each other, she knows Murdoc only created her to bring the band back together.

• Cyborg has always lacked real love from another person in her life.

• But then came along you, who accepted her completely for who she is.

• You never judged her for her reason of existence and never thought any less of her just because she is a robot.

• Cyborg Noodle noticed this right of the bat, but never thought much about it until...

• One bitter stormy night when Cyborg was hiding under her covers late at night crying her eyes out because she believed no one loved her, she suddenly thought about you..

• She thought hard about the way you would smile at her, hug her and treat her.

• And through her tears a small smile appeared on the lonely robot’s face, as she felt her cold metal heart start beating quickly and loudly just for you..🖤🖤🖤

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Some of y’all who have recently anonymously sent in Scott Pilgrim requests are actually crazy. I’m starting to just delete requests that don’t follow my rules (which are not hard find on my page!) or are way to specific. The s/o should have a very brief short outline, like only a few words. And no more than three characters in hc requests!

But for real though, I’m just deleting requests without warning that are just ridiculous.