#stoddard no

[cubxnfury]

"Would be a shame if someone were to suddenly grab it." Someone like him at this very moment, for example.

Once again, his warning goes on deaf ears, giving a blind bat with his hand to keep the other away with an angry huff. “Stoddard I swear to whatever god is watching I will kick your ass if you grab my ass again--”

[cubxnfury]

"-Is that your devilspawn of a cat over by the window?" Aaaaaaand he's gonna casually handcuff Nick to the desk whilst he's distracted

He can admit it’s stupid falling for such a thing, knowing his sweet, emphasis on sweet, cat was too lazy to wander so far. But the fear is what still gets him, stiffening at the cool touch of metal against his wrist.

“What the--Stoddard!”