#stolen package

[psi-groovin]

to the Shitstain who stole the package I mailed to my best friend:

When you opened it and found the strange and worthless items wrapped in pink rainbow paper, the birthday card, the personal year-end letter I wrote, and everything else that was in there, I hope that you felt embarrassed and regretful. I hope you felt stupid. I hope it gave you a change of heart and you thought 'maybe I shouldn't steal mail from people's porches because it might be something homemade and personal and completely valueless.'

I hope you have a happy new year and that no one ever steals your mail. I hope you get home safe from work or school every day. I hope you shove a rosebush up your own ass.

Fuck you.

[themelonlad]

to whoever stole my package

i hope you like eczema lotion fucknuts

[clearlyminiaturecomputer-blog]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMCtrQmeOY4)

[nuclearolives]

Trying to disguise people's packages is not that hard.

My dad ordered a used iPad off of EBay for my dying grandmother to entertain herself in her nursing home. But she didn't get that iPad due to the meanness of some person, and the incompetence of some mail person. We have a huge rectangular pillar on my porch it's not that hard to put it behind there. OR knock when the package comes!! I was home all day there was no knock so I didn't know until my dad got the email that it was delivered and it was already too late. Someone stole it off our porch because our mail person doesn't understand that even if the package isn't right in front of the door, we'll still see it. Because when it is right in front of the door it gets stolen. Just something I wanted to get off my chest.

[ramblinganthropologist]

To the asshole who stole our package

You took the Christmas present from a guy in a wheelchair.

Hope you're real proud of yourself. 

[ohhcaptainmycaptainn]

To the asshat who stole my Amazon package,

You are the fucking worst. Go shit in your hand, you fucking waste of space. Fuck you.

I hope you choke on Rick Perry's sweaty ball sack,

Ashley