#stonedposting

[doggirl-girlcock]

Damn jerkin' it pre-HRT really was fuckin' easy mode. I'd read some post that got me like, a little bit horny and just bust one put right there sitting at my desk in front of my computer like it's nothing.

Now I have to slide into bed and spend 10 mins getting comfy before I can even THINK to turn the vibe on.

And I wouldn't have it any other fuckin' way baby!

[auroras-void]

pov: you took a bunch of drugs and later found you had texted yourself this image 17 times:

[rose-bouquet-sys]

hey didhnn

didhyoiuuknowthat

i

fucken

i like yall

yr coooool

someoyall

are

so insanely cool

we should like

idk

gay

is it gay if im not the same gender as anyone else in the universe?

[181kmh]

brother, if williams doesn’t have a set driver for next year to replace logan, then they need to just keep him. the car is somehow shit at every race, there’s literally nothing he can do without them fixing the car first

[valentinsylve]

if i have two dumb confessions/humblebrags tonight they are as follows

1) my cleverness is a mobius strip with my stupidity

2) i only think for entertainment purposes or details of survival

3) great surprise! i'm obsessed with the relentlessly cornfed american gothic repressed gay incest existential horror creature feature show

[mensiscollar]

[tototavros]

til that when you manipulate a window in i3 while drafting a tumblr post (manipulate as in mod-shift-<arrow>), tumblr will delete your unsaved draft and replace it with a new blank draft page. 

thank you, tumblr, this was exactly the behavior i expected and desired, just as i expect on this fine webbed site. 

[auroras-void]

I need to be a big horny cuddle puddle of lesbians

transgender woelmen aresso fucign beautifulndhjd