different from my other stuff but i fear this has been stuck in my brain since i tweeted about it the other day | read at your own discretion!
stoner!bucky who gives you the princess treatment every time you smoke with him. Whether irs the first time or the hundredth, your only job is to relax.
“C’mere, baby girl.” He murmured, voice muffled by the joint half hanging out of his mouth as he pats his thigh. “Told you, baby, you don’t need to be touching this stuff.”
He couldn’t remember who’d recommended it to him in the first place, he was a pretty sure it one of his long line of therapists, off the record obviously.
But it did something that none of them had been able to do.
It put the voices in his head to sleep, even if it was only for a few hours, he didn’t care. he liked who he was when his thoughts were his own and not the shit that hydra had left etched into his brain.
“That’s it, you got it.” One hand went to your waist as you settled down against his thigh, trailing down until it rested against your hip bone.
You melted into his touch, just like you always did, because you were nothing if you weren’t his.
“But, Buck. I’m more than capable.” You whined, letting out a huff of breath as you batted your eyelashes at him. It was all part of the act, you adored the princess treatment he gave out to you, no questions asked in every aspect of life, but you had to at least pretend, right? It was more fun that way.
“No whining, babygirl. Told you, I got it. You just relax.” He plucked the joint from between his teeth, taking one last drag before he held it out. He was careful to blow the smoke away from you, like that was even going to matter once you got into it yourself. “Go on.”
You were different to Bucky. You had no rhyme or reason for it, just a habit that you’d picked up in college and never grew out of. No trauma, no life altering events. Just a thing you did because you could. Came in handy when you were thrust into the shit show known as adult life, gave you a way to switch off.
“Thanks, baby.” You said as you took the joint from him and brought it up to your own lips. You didn’t bat an eyelid as you felt his hand slip up the front of your shirt, travelling all the way up until it was resting against your sternum. You grinned as the warmth radiated against your chest, his thumb rubbing lazy circles against your skin as you sunk back into him just a little bit more, leaving yourself all soft and pliable for him.
This might have been the start of the night, but you knew the ending already. The two of you as high as each other, bodies tangled together as you just held each other.
Bucky free from the shit in his head, you just happy to be part of that freedom.
“When I see you, it’s like planets collide in my mind. I can’t stand it. The way you scramble my thoughts into purely nothing is fucking…I don’t know! You’re doing it right now, dammit. Please, I… just…don’t go. Stay.”
This is just me explaining who I would not want to smoke with and why. this is coming from an experienced smoker lol
N Italy
I feel like he would cough up a lung right away, forget how to breathe, and go lay down in the other room
Germany
Two rounds in he would probably go non verbal and would end up just sitting on their phone the whole time
Japan
Yeah basically the whole axis powers lol I’m sorry but yeah he would probably start getting paranoid halfway through and everyone would have to try calming him down
France
I feel like he’d get a lil to comfortable and say something out of pocket, like just horrible take that immediately kills the vibe.
China
Would get very emotional and get the munchies real bad but not offer to share with anyone else bc he’d be holding the whole family sized bag on his lap
Austria
Would violently cough for a long time and decline water when ppl offer it to him and he would do this every single time it was him turn. If there was music playing in the background he’d start ugly singing along to it.
Russia
This man would find everything super funny even if it wasn’t and would start suggesting that we all watch YouTube it would all be things like fatal car crash compilations.
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Hi guys I will not elaborate on these takes these are just late night ramblings
