fourtypercent

#project hail mary #eva stratt #ryland grace

I don't have guns, I have (video game replica) swords

huanggugugu

The science pet, always come in handy.

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

#project hail mary #grace rocky save stars #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #If I were alone on my own ship for over 40 years I'd be in the buff also

The Eridians are trying to take care of Grace like he is an expensive plant that requires a specific PH, a particular water schedule, and a routine amount of sunlight. Grace is really like a dandelion growing in the crack of a sidewalk. No fucks given.

#project hail mary

ravmycupine

Grace makes a shocking discovery

dankmemeuniversity

dectech

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

#project hail mary #ryland grace #he's an idiot with glasses

in june I’m getting my shit together

#it's now or never

cerebrobullet

now, i do enjoy the "grace breaks his glasses and is despondent because it's his only pair" head canons because i love drama and misery, but also this is NASA. They sent him up there with like ten extra pairs because a) it's NASA and b) everyone fucking saw how Grace treated his glasses. The original redundancy plan probably called for like 5 pairs but then Stratt took one look at that and was "absolutely not, he's a fucking menace double that immediately"

avoid-avoidance

as soon as those spare pairs run out, gonna have to call this man Dotor aptain Ryland Grae because he won’t be able to fuckin C

lamppost-ing

months of art block vs a couple rocks who will win

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian #adrian the eridian

placeholddog

drag his ass to conferences

#project hail mary #eva stratt #ryland grace

It arrived and took four days to get here. It is on back order. Find yours at Mary Maxim

So far, I have the inner pocket liners done, and I have just started the Right Front. I haven't knit anything in about a decade, so the learning curve was steep!

This is a kit that comes with acrylic yarn. If you want the pattern only, it has been recommended to order the original pattern.

Update!

I fucked up somewhere but I can't figure out where.

Fox is done! This is still the first panel, and I am not shamed to admit that I took it apart more times to restart the fox. What a task. My next mission is to learn how to do knitting decreases to make a nice sloppy neckline.

The reverse side is a mess.

#project hail mary #mary maxim #project hail mary cardigan #knit cardigan #knitting #buy canadian

I worked my part time job last week, so I had next to no time to work on my cardigan. I had a free weekend this weekend and knocked out the other side!

Yeah, they're not totally even. That's just fine by me! Looks like the first side (the left) has a tighter tension than the other (the right). I'm sure it will work out (foreshadowing?)

scribbly-z-raid

have you seen project hail mary yet?? maybe just a lil rocky???

I just saw the film with a friend last Monday! Amaze amaze!!

I've read the book before seeing the film and I'm happy to see the film be such a good adaptation

#project hail mary

kushblazer666

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

tortuah

Nothing worse when looking at food than seeing "We made the food worse cause we're racist" on the container

#msg means Make Shit Good #totally believable cuz Uncle Roger said it

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

#perfection

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.