#stoner lyfe

[conveniencestoreman]

first i honk the bobo then i bonk the hoho

[savedgame]

nintendo characters smoking weed masterlist

credit to me and @strangled​ credit us if you use them free to use

more under cut

[victorylighthill]

Extremely high and neck deep in my first spin of Science Fiction. No control.

[dilemmy-blog]

tfw you're stoned and driving and your driver goes "was that a fucking mountain lion?" so you spend a good five minutes looking for this mountain lion.... it was just a dog

[stickyickymuffin-blog]

I just made coconut flour snickerdoodles!! I brought the first batch upstairs to my (kind of) roommate to try. He took like 5 after trying the first one haha. While the second batch was cooling he came downstairs with a lit joint & after passing it twice said I could kill the rest. He took a few more cookies, letting me know they were “hella dope” on his way back upstairs. Eeee I'm pretty stoned now & have delicious gluten free cookies in my tummy. Fuck year :3

[endlessly-restlessly]

The good thing about being a stoner is you're constantly well hydrated

[codyssey]

too windy to

smoke go outside.

[thedevilsnightcap]

Was typing something so fuqn clever on here while stoned but I was walking while typing and I walked into a giant hole with metal pipe.