codi or atlas

💖 disability activist 💖 faggot 💖 english but learning spanish and i WILL get it wrong, please forgive meeee 💖

[conveniencestoreman]

hey, im publishing my first poetry book on the 30th of june!! ill post links when it drops but im just so EXCITED!!!

[conveniencestoreman]

if youre interested in buying a copy, its available now:

I See The Stars In Your Eyes

[ouiouhie]

progress on dog.png

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[blondebrainpowered]

A Masking crab wearing a Sea anemone like a chef’s hat.

A Sea anemone masquerading as a chef's hat on a Masking crab.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[pantomimevampire]

[animentality]

[wizardshark]

Why was there an all male BBQ competition?? Why did they fall for such a terrible disguise??

[yorgen-sh]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[harrystyles420]

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

[koniknits]

Here's what I am looking forward to weaving. Handspun silk merino blend for weft and B&F blend for warp.

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀