#stonerquestion

[thereeferbrand]

This post is not about a video showing you how to roll a king sized joint. It is, however, all about the reggae in the background. Is that song in German?

[olivastu]

Wiz Khalifa or Snoop Dogg; what's your pick? 

[olivastu]

There has to be some embarrassing stories!

[yourescapingthoughtz]

stoner question 1:

well i’m not a stoner, but it is a question a stoner probably would come up with...

if a woman is swimming and she is pregnant, does that make her a submarine?

[littybityy-blog]

Stoner Question: How long do you wait at a new job before you go in stoned if you're confident?

[cupcakeblunt-blog]

why do noses run but feet smell

[blogeatblog]

Stoned Question II

So if i smoked half a joint, would i be half buzzed or would i be Just as high as i would have been if i had the whole joint but the buzz would last half as long?

Look at this way:

A= The size of the joint.

B= The amount of weed in the joint.

C= How high You are.        NOW:

If i had 1/2A + B= How high should i be?

You know what this doesnt matter anymore im already high AF.

This is probably why you shouldnt get high.

???

[blogeatblog]

Stoned Question...

If you have two watches, one set 10minutes ahead of real time and the other set 10minutes behind real time.

technically, you jnow what time it is when you look at either watch, because you know which one is ahead and which one is behind.

let say i fuck with the time on one watch (which watch it is doesnt matter) and make it match the time on the other.

How will you know what time it is? are you gonna be early, late or on time?

Variables:

after you notice the time on both watches is in sync, on your way to where you're going, you meet two people who are 3minutes apart and ask for the time

the first guy say its 10minutes ahead of the time on both your watches, and the second guy says its 20minutes behind the time said by the first guy...

AAHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME??????!!!!!!!