#stooooppppppp

[themetalvirus]

this just in: every sonic fanfiction is still about how eggman killed sonic and then there was a war and the world blew up

[h0nkz]

dsjhfsjdfjhdfg sHAY DONT STEAL MoNEy Out of tip jars oh myyyy gooddddddddd

[heartonanoose]

Wouldn't you rather it be Vergil stuffing your stocking? ;)

@redemptivexheroics

"I'm going to set you on fire...." Her eyes are red with anger, eye twitching.

"Or, I'm going to skin you alive. I haven't decided yet."

[churro-cookie]

NO

[rotking]

I’m sorry but if a post with a reblog on it that says “Reblog to save a life” chances are I’m gonna ignore it unless after that dumbass comment there’s some worthwhile info

[safetythirst]

Somehow, they've twisted @leofgyth's meta via Reddit theives into Rey and Kylo being related. I just...

[dauntlesscoffee]

Some person: Hey just a heads up I tried this new product and it WORKS! It boosted my metabolism and increased my energy and I’m losing weight and running a marathon with President Obama and I shit out pure lavender and oats now!

Me:

[varshakaalam]

Every relative I've talked to recently has said "don't worry, we're on the lookout for a boy for you." Okay, but did I ask? DID I ASK???