#stoopid jackit

[artcupcakes]

Cloakers but they are stuck in an A-pose and can only move frame by frame while simultaneously following the beat of the wii theme

Question: Do the Dozers act as the backing bass noises?

[stoopid-jackit]

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I lied

@marissa55

[artcupcakes]

Payday 2 but Hoxton is actually still with the gang and Houston was just a shared realistic figment of everyones imagination

Counter au where he's not shared hallucination but instead just a deadass Ghost, which is the real reason why he can't interact with anything.

But the gang just doesn't want to admit they can see the supernatural/are supernatural.

Also something something, Angst, Dallas needs to properly mourn the death of his brother, Angst, something, something

[artcupcakes]

Me, a time traveller: *moves chair a bit*

Bain: "Don't worry guys, I'm still alright in one piece, damn murkywater just found out about my location, you wouldn't mind if i stay in your place a bit?"

The perfect timeline

[artcupcakes]

a headcanon where everything stays the same but for every special unit milestone, they get to live in the safehouse

look man i just want a cloaker hangin around the living room

Casual Living Room Cloaker wears sweat pants and eats all the bread. He dose not contribute anything and is generally rude to everyone. But should anyone question his presence there, everyone else get's really defense of him.

Taser will hang in a workshop/obvious work area that might need an extra charge. His spawn rate is based on some bullshit like whether the amount of offshore money you got is even or odd. And he is super clingy. Most people do not enjoy him being there.

You can never see the Bulldozer, but you can always here him, he's like a ghost. But awful because he never does the dishes and leaves his shit everywhere.

The Shield is always passed out furniture so no one really comments anything unless it's a desk.

They kidnapped a medic and now he lives in the basement. He is where the medic bag supply comes from. He only gets fed dinner half the time. Help him

[artcupcakes]

which would sell more?

Sex update

or

Gage Ass Pack

🤔🤔🤔🤔

the only thing I could think of when I read this was:

"Bain, I'm trying to do stealth. But I'm Dummy Thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards."

[artcupcakes]

Jimmy is the guy who managed to fix the television by simply firing a bullet at it despite having other sane methods used on it. (slapping the side, replacing remote batteries, etc)

Listen, sometimes yelling 'random bullshit go' and firing a gun works.

[artcupcakes]

Tazer: What're you looking at?

Bulldozer: *points at Houston* him

Bulldozer: He's been trying for 5 minutes.

Cloaker: He doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

Houston: *starts letting tears out*

Cloaker: He's crying...

Dallas only taught him how to use weapons, he is trying his best