#stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dingyz]

if you smooth out the elves in any of the elder scrolls games i personally should be allowed to smooth your face out. with sandpaper. im going to sandpaper your face. if you make my elves conventionally attractive i will remove your face.

[meowfeverzzz]

im putting every 14b on a leash tied to where they cant try to sacrifice themselves

[midasriver]

i respect marki.plier but if i see his boobs again i am going to do something drastic

[cyberdragoninfinity]

syrus wearing the hell kaiser outfit is such a fun concept but A.) it WOULD NOT FIT AND IT WOULD BE GOOFY AF and B.) i just know if syrus put that damn trench coat on he’d be like

[peccarypilled]

every time someone calls televangelism by ethel cain a trend song a cute little puppy dies

[chiveburger]

also, the first thing jiayu said to the press when he won a silver medal in the men's 100m backstroke in the paris olympics was "you guys are disappointed aren't you? 😅" BITCH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL COMMIT ARSON FOR YOU I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ONE BIT

[lillybean730]

goddamnit my phantosmia is back >:(