Things to say to people who keep asking when you'll have kids even though you've said you don't want children multiple times
- 'Do you want a miniature version of this *gestures to self* running around? Me either man.' -Also 'since when do you get an opinion that has anything to do with my vagina?' -And the always classic *glance at lower body and nod* 'yeah the general consensus between me and my cooch is: that's not gonna happen' -Just fuckin screech at them














