#stopspeeding

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Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

[asnapshotofdailylife]

'Sleeping Policeman' actually he looked quite awake 😉 made us three ladies smile today ... obviously a very serious message ... #sleepingpoliceman #stopspeeding #speedwatch #oakington #Cambridge #caughtmyeye @cambscops #onduty #trafficcops #cameraphonephotography #htcdesire

[itsnickclette]

Really Minivan? Really?!

Situation - Minivan swerves and cuts me off cause I’m driving the speed limit. Gets stuck in traffic ahead of me. Swerves and speeds away again.

Me: Dear Minivan, you do realize that no one is intimidated by you. In fact, we’re all laughing because of how ridiculous you look. Don’t go chasing race-car speeds, please stick to the cul-de-sacs and school zones you’re used to. I know that you want to speed and relive your youthful days, but you’re in a minivan now.

So stop.