Dec 4, 2025
i have got to get off this website i almost called a fuji apple a "fujoshi apple" at work today. i can't with you nerds anymore
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i have got to get off this website i almost called a fuji apple a "fujoshi apple" at work today. i can't with you nerds anymore
@serenedash
pov you're about to get seated at cracker barrel (happy ephemera week???)
I just know in whatever au, Ephemera has that scathing passive aggressive polite customer service voice on lock. He’s giving genuinely very kind and sweet person who fortunately also sees through bullshit and refuses to take it. “yes ma’am I am the manager :) the old one left months ago. We can both cry over that but it won’t change the fact that I’m the one in charge now. Help me help you and this’ll be over faster, I promise :)))”
I AM NO LONGERRRRR AN EMPLOYEE AT THE FUCKASS GROCERY STOREEEEEEEE
i actually do enjoy my new position SO much more than my old one. it is a lot more enjoyable for a lot of reasons but i think my favorite part is that i get to witness so many weird looking fruits and veggies. my coworker Ran over to me yesterday on the floor to show me a Really Long Avocado. wish i had taken a picture
it's november 1st which means we're entering christmas music at the store season so remember to be extra nicies to retail workers cuz know that we're all EXTRA close to Just Fucking Snapping at any given moment this time of year!
really great typo from work today