Incredibles Incorrect Quotes #2
Agent!Y/n: Google, stop showing me sex ads. *slams hand on desk* I KNOW there are desperate sluts in the area. I have a MIRROR!
*Points the mirror back to reveal the Glory day Supers behind her*
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Frozone: Name something you like Agent!Y/n to do to your face.
Blazestone: I wanna say sit on it-
Frozone: YESS!!!!
*The Glory day supers all holler and cheer in excitement*
Frozone: SIT ON IT!
*DING! It was The number one answer*
The Glory day Supers: WHOOOO!
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*At a supers public event, Y/n looks around dressed to the nines in her civilian identity, trying to figure out how to steal the priceless diamond being presented at this event with her minions in the shadows waiting for her distraction before an idea hits her*
Catwoman!Y/n: Oh Bingo I got action. Slip and Fall.
*She goes and actually slips and falls onto the floor getting everyone’s attention all according to plan as some supers come over to help her*
Catwoman!Y/n: Oh! Pimp down! Pimp in distress! Pimp in distress!
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Downburst: I was pretty sure you’d sleep in and forget to meet me this morning.
*He looks down at Y/n who leans against the wall next to him trailing her claws against his bicep*
Catwoman!Y/n: Wouldn’t have forgotten if I was sleeping with you.
Downburst, blushing: But look at this—Jesus. L-Look at this little cat I found for you.
*Flustered he holds up a little scruffy kitten*
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*Gamma Jack after failing to get Y/n even with the help of his friends (Mr incredible, Frozone, and Gazerbeam)*
Gamma Jack: AND IF IT IS NOT BY THE GOOD WAY IT WILL BE BY WITCHCRAFT THEN
*Points to Catwoman!Y/n*
Gamma Jack: BUT THAT CAT IS GOING TO BE MINE! SHE WILL BE MINE AND NO ONE IS GOING TO TAKE HER FROM ME!!
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Agent!Y/n: Examining our nominees and voting on our winners!
The Glory Day Supers: We love you, Y/n!
Agent!Y/n, blushing: Sh-Shut up.
Phylange: Okay!
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*Stormcide getting caught in Catwoman!Y/ns trap as Y/n runs past after robbing the jewelry store but stops at the doorway staring at the hero cheeky*
Stormcide: Wha? You better not wink at me- DONT you WINK at me Cat!
*Y/n winks with a shrug before skidadling with her prized goods*
Stormcide: AHHH!!!
