#stormtall

[lyonelwhoretent]

God I can't believe that Lyonel is just an alpha trying to get his omega Ser Duncan The Tall to join him and be by his side but Ser Duncan already got omega protective over his adopted son (egg).

[madlyimmortalnerd]

Plot Bunny:

Somehow Duncan becomes a noblewoman’s sworn sword. The noblewoman and Dunk have crushes on each other, but they’d never act on it because of shyness, societal expectations etc.

Ser. Lyonel Baratheon meets them and is immediately obsessed. He courts both of them before making a scandalous proposal. He’ll marry the noblewoman and they’ll be a throuple.

[lubava21]

[lyonelwhoretent]

God I can't believe Stormhedge was reincarnated as Brienne Of Tarth and Renly Baratheon and still Stormhedge didn't work bcz Lyonel reincarnated version is a gay man and Duncan reincarnated version is a woman.

[lyonelwhoretent]

Ser Duncan: *exists*

Lyonel Baratheon: I just busted the fattest fucking nut.

[lyonelwhoretent]

Duncan is clearly a better man than me because if Lyonel Baratheon gave me that offer, I would have been over at storm's end like this:

[lyonelwhoretent]

Vampire Lyonel Baratheon with fangs in Duncan's neck getting absolutely fucking drunk off his blood and completely fucking addicted to it that when he finally pulls away, his face is flushed with blood trickling down his mouth and neck as he slightly giggles whilst looking at Duncan going "Gods, in all my years, I've never tasted anything like you."

[lyonelwhoretent]

Someone: Lyonel Baratheon was just at the trial of the seven for vibes.

Me: He was there to defend his omega wtf bro and also the vibes.