"i'm on my way to the dumpsters in the back alley where the boys smoke and the girls vape. there are no half-pipes near here so there isn't any footage to capitalise on tiktok for clout. we look like we idolise malcolm mclaren but we really love travis barker more cos he makes better music. to be honest, i am here to find my machine gun kelly to his megan fox, like your ride or die. y'know what i mean? thanks for walking me over though, did you get the photo you wanted?" text by: mrs.minteabug disclaimer: this story caption is a work of fiction. characters, events and incidents mentioned in this caption are wholly imaginary with the exception of public figures mentioned. any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.