#straight faced

[row-mance-101]

This is the silliest reaction but whenever I read smut now I'm like giggling and shit. I swear I've either aged backwards or aged forwards. I'm either 12 or a middle aged woman who has never seen the word "clit" before.

[service4cops]

Well I thought asking him to say “swallow” instead of “cheese” when taking the last of his headshots was funny. I guess he preferred to keep a straight face . . . until later, when I gave him some head and he shot in my mouth. Then he was much more verbal, culminating in “swallow this” as held my head and flooded my mouth with his fuck fluid. 

Yeah, well that’ll teach me . . . to do it again next time. 

[keepyourlife]

my colleagues invited me to watch revenge of the sith with them next week 🥺

[yourlocallesbiandumbass]

just took family pictures today and everyone - every single person - in my family is coupled off. except me. so i hugged a tree instead and squatted on the ground in front of everyone else who was standing.

any wlw out there who needs a fake gf for pictures? i got you.

[mandokarla-mavrok]

I don’t know how my grandma can read dirty smut in public with a straight face.....I’m over here grinning like a loon

I think my grandma’s spirit animal is Kakashi Hatake

[fuforthought]

[deathlonging]

thinking about the time a ruskin bond fan was like he's so cool he kept his indian citizenship bc he rlly felt a connection to india and its culture bc of his indian servants

[gh0stegg]

A PAID digital ONLY program that shows u lil easter eggs abt the nintendo switch 2 is actually crazy im crying that they even made that