Everything Now

messy feelings messy heart | 26 | sometimes nsfw

[row-mance-101]

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, / and therefore is winged cupid painted blind.

A Midsummer Night's Dream [by William Shakespeare]

[my-dailydreams]

[row-mance-101]

I thought I didn't really have a crush on my coworker and then she came in yesterday and for some reason my brain was like <HEART EYES>

[shesnake]

Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon promotional stills for Bound (1996) dir. The Wachowskis

[sleepless-sleep]

Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this

[kitschruby]

This reminds me of this old toby fox tweet lmao

[punkitt-is-here]

doodle i made when i couldnt find this post

[starg0ld]

[literaryvein]

L. V., excerpts from the afterword

[dramaintherain]

KIM MIN HEE & KIM TAE RI ⬥ The Handmaiden 아가씨 (2016)

[row-mance-101]

I did get on hinge and started talking to this cute guy and I even set up a date with him twice and then he backed out and just very vaguely said he didn't have the time right now and it was so ANNOYING and it made me not want to put myself out there anymore

[row-mance-101]

so nothing has worked out with anyone like at all

but at least i am locked in and possibly getting a new job this year and also so so cool and pretty

[row-mance-101]

"Doubt thou the stars are fire;

Doubt that the sun doth move;

Doubt truth to be a liar;

But never doubt I love."

- Hamlet to Ophelia

[row-mance-101]

why are my notifications saying I have one but not showing me anything?

[kragehund-est]

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

[forsapphics]

Original poster for Le frisson des vampires (The Shiver of the Vampires) (1971)

[girldraki]

Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks

MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin

[emberlark]

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[rainbow-femme]

[semutamusic]

[birdidentifier]

[catboybiologist]

[cheshires-wonderland]

@doveghost

[doveghost]

[greensmile-thatisnotdream]

@todaysbird

[coyotesmokebreak]

[hidefdoritos]

My roommate and I have been doing an improv bit lately where you introduce yourself as Firstname Object, then state your purpose as something entirely unrelated.

[hidefdoritos]

Her, peeking into my room: H-hello? Hi, I'm Veronica Harmonica. My pet bear got loose, and I just can't find her anywhere. I'm s-so worried.

Me, rapidly adjusting my face like an ill-fitting mask: Yep, nope! No bears around these parts! Have not seen a bear alllllllll day.

[hidefdoritos]

Me, in a slow, dry British accent: Hello everyone. My name is Henry Horseshoes. [deep sigh] Rule number one of our hang-gliding experience is to always do exactly as I say.

Her, raising hand: What if--

Me, pointedly droning on: Rule number two. Never, ever question Henry Horseshoes. If you haven't the discipline to restrain your curiosity, you haven't any business hang-gliding in the first place.

[hidefdoritos]

Me, dancing into the kitchen first thing in the morning: What is up everybodayyy! My name is Brady Beanbag, and I am here! to! teach! you! ZUMBAAAAAAAA!

Her, barely conscious, gripping her tea mug: ....................................... I want a refund.