#straighty

[shysideho]

My straight male roommate called himself a twink because he’s tall skinny and doesn’t have a lot of muscle definition and I was like “I think you’re missing one key feature of being a twink buddy”

[just-some-of-my-opinions]

Straight girls deserve to get their hair played with too. I'm sick and tired of all these boys being the only ones getting their hair touched.

[njdz]

the biphobia is strong w the voltron fandom rn, could it get worse than this

[softstarker]

Pepper is always the one to disapprove of tony/pete’s relationship in fanfics but can u imagine tony deadass telling pepper how hot he thinks pete is and pepper is just like,”you’re preaching to the fucking choir babe” then they develop a sort of game where they try to one up each other on how many suggestive positions they can get parker into. they think peter is oblivious n innocent but he knows exactly what they doing.

Okay so, I love the idea that they’re competing to get Peter worked up, and that they have this little game of getting Peter into suggestive positions. 

So Tony leans more towards getting Peter to do things, and Pepper leans more towards little touches and favors for Peter. But they both love getting Peter worked up and nervous in certain situations. And they totally have a game where they try to get Peter to bend over. They’ll have him pick up something that’s fallen to the floor, or that’s way across a counter or just something where Peter needs to stretch and stick his butt out to get it. And Peter has a vague idea of what’s going on. He may not know it’s a competition but he knows Tony and Pepper want him to do these things. He figured out after a few weeks that they like to test him and get him in positions, and he can only hope he’s giving them what they want. 

So Tony likes to make Peter do things. One time he had Peter go out and get him a coffee just to see if he would. And although Peter was a little upset looking when he came back, he still leaned over a table in front of Tony to grab a pen he could have just walked around to get. Tony is sort of careful with touching Peter. He doesn’t want to give anything away so he tries not to linger too long. He’ll usually place his hands on Peter’s shoulders or lower back to guide him somewhere. Occasionally he’ll give Peter a hug and it always surprises Peter but he leans into Tony’s big arms. 

Pepper, however is far more liberal with her touching of Peter. Pepper will hug Peter when he first arrives and again before he leaves. She’ll run her hands through his hair and fix his clothes, little motherly touches that linger for a while. One night she places a hand on Peter’s shoulder and rubs it a bit, then she starts massaging Peter’s shoulders a little and saying he feels really tense. She totally makes a comment about the fact that he had more muscles than she realized before she walks away and out of the room entirely. Then she’ll brag later about how Peter leaned into her touches and was nervous but would have let her fuck him right there. Then Tony will top it with a story about how he got Peter to lean over a stool today with a pen in his mouth. And yeah, eventually they’d have to fuck him. 

[softstarker]

OMG love the pet!Peter thing but what about he does so with Nat? Humping her tights while she talks super dirty and promises she will ride him so good he will be crying and sobbing and wanting to jerk off super quick

Okay, yeah, like, Peter, loves to hump her thighs. They’re so soft and smooth and he gets caught staring at him. Nat will sometimes spank him for it. 

Sometimes she won’t touch Peter at all. Not his dick, just his arms or the back of his neck or thigh, or a firm hand on his back. She’ll tell him how he can’t touch himself or anything until later when she rides him. Peter hates having to wait but will do it to be rewarded like that.

Sometimes if Peter is really good she’ll let him fuck her, she likes how into it and desperate he gets. Peter will kiss her neck and thank her and praise her and fuck her for so long. He barely takes breaks when he cums. 

But okay, like the best treat for Peter is getting to eat Nat out. He’ll do it whenever and wherever and Nat will always have to peel him away get him to stop. She’ll run her hands through his hair and pat him, telling him what a good little puppy he was. 

Also,, the process of Natasha dressing Peter up? Peter would help pick out his collar, ears, tail and plug and whatever else he’d want. Then Nat would help him put it on and the final piece would always be the tail. She’d lay Peter across her lap and finger him for a while. Once he was open enough she’d put the plug in with the tail attached to it. And, yeah, it’d be nice.

[softstarker]

How do you feel about May joining in like Peter comes home from a long patrol and May is on his bed naked she takes his suit off and takes Peter's virginity and proceeds to give her "little" boy the loving he deserves

okay, okay, this, is like, a really touchy subject, and like, i want so badly to be able to easily say that i’m just not into it, but,,,, liikkkee,,,, Marisa Tomei is really gorgeous, and,,, my shipper brain just wants me to smash them together, so, it really depends, i don’t think i’d ship her with him and other people, it would have to be just those two and maaayyybee Tony sometimes, and like, Peter would have to be older and 100% okay with it, and maybe she’s not even a biological aunt, she’s just been around all his life, and like maybe he’s only been living with her for two years and he’s been having so many feelings towards her and he just tells himself it’s his hormones but he can’t ignore it, and she thinks he’s so cute and like, yeah, this, is like the worst thing but, i am the worst person so, i’m kind of into it

[iwouldliketoeatrandy]

Calling hair straighty fro m now on