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Steve: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment… at all?

Billy: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Steve, doing a magic trick: Pick a card.

Billy, picking a card: Okay...

Steve: Do you remember it?

Billy: Yeah.

Steve: Okay put it on top of the deck.

Steve, picking out the card on top of the deck: Is this your card?

Billy: I mean yeah, it's the card I placed on top...YOU DIDN'T EVEN SHUFFLE IT!

Billy: And there he is. Mr. Cool Guy Steve, who doesn’t care about anything.

Steve: Well you know what? I’m not cool. I don’t know how to play the trumpet. I don’t wear tie-dye shirts.

Billy: You think those things are cool?

Billy: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry.

Steve: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

Billy: You know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.

Steve: Thanks. And to return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less irritating.

Robin: Do you notice something different about Billy?

Steve: Well, Billy's his own thing. We've had sex in like three different houses and I'm not totally sure any of them were his.

Steve: Wait, are you crying because you're pissed off or because you're sad?

Billy: Stop asking me fucking questions! I don't know! I have no idea!

Steve: Billy, we gotta go! We're late!

Billy: I'm just grabbing coffee.

Steve: We'll get it on the way!

Billy: Stop nagging me!

Steve: How am I nagging you?

Billy: You're talking.

Max: Definitely married.

Billy and Steve: Shut the fuck up.

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