Bella and Asher (because I don't even know)
Give me a pairing and I’d tell you:
How they got engaged: Probably an started with an argument. And things ended up broken, maybe a couple of wars started. Then the setting and mood was just right to pop the question?
What kind of ring was the engagement ring: Probably made from the blood of their victims.
Where their wedding will be: Hell.
What date: 06/ 6/ 60 ( AHAHAHAHHAHAAH)
Big or small wedding? Big wedding, mostly because they needed victims?
Who would walk the bride down the aisle? No one.
The groom’s face when he sees her: Laughs mockingly probably
Any particular theme? Death.
What would the bride’s dress be like? Black and probably look like it's been through some wars and shit?
Maid of honor, best man and the rest of the bridal party: Dead.
Who will get drunk off their asses? Asher
Who gives the best speech? Bella
What’s the first dance song? I don't know, here, take this song. Or you know what, their first song could be the screams of their victims?
Who catches the bouquet and the garter? No one, because everyone might be dead. No, they will be dead.
Where’s the honeymoon? Raging a war on heaven? I mean, Asher is the king of hell, so he's going to like that trip. He won't ask Bella's opinion.
Send Me A Ship And I’ll Tell You Who…
Drinks all of the coffee: Asher
Brings up adopting a pet: Asher?
Kills the bugs: Servants.
Cooks the meals: Servants
Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Asher
Initiates the couple selfies: Asher
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: both probably.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Asher
Nicknames the other: Ugly Bitch.
Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Probably both, definitely Asher, he's a prince and a brat, he really doesn't know how to clean up after himself. Despite his being a perfectionist.
forgets to run the dish washer: Probably Asher.
pumps gas for the car: Asher doesn't drive. And he won't pump gas for her if she does.
drives when they’re going somewhere: Not Asher?
rearranges the furniture: Asher, it has to be just right or he will fucking be pissed.
falls asleep with the TV on: Not Asher.
gets to use the bathroom first: Asher.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: It's always set to Perfect.
sets up holiday decorations: The Servants.
leaves the lights on: Asher?
uses the bathroom with the door open: Not Asher.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): Both.
