#strangesolicitations

[ethnobootycall]

i swear to dog @contaiinedarmageddon2 and @superlativesamsara are working together because just as sollux decides to double the speed of my toy, rose comes along and likes TWENTY posts......

[ethnobootycall]

oh hi there rose ;B

[ethnobootycall]

Silly Harley ;p

You knew better than to tell us to not do something :3

But if we did mess up your food too bad I can whip you something up, no trouble ;0

:x

i got all the ingredients out and was about to start chopping up some vegetables when all of you just absolutely ruined me with your likes!!!

please i need a breather!! seriously dont like anything for at least five minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially since @contaiinedarmageddon2 decided to mess with its programming, so not very cool captor!!

[ethnobootycall]

-ify! A belated gift delivery from Rose to Jade, containing one whole comfy Christmas sweater patterned in pumpkins and Christmas trees! It's got the usual suite of enchantments her sweaters all share, and tucked within the soft fabric is a tin of cookies, that according to the labels will restore one to perfect health and hydration when eaten, as well as alleviate soreness!

oh rose!!

this is such a great and thoughtful gift the cookies are just what i need!!! ;B nothing is going to put a stop to any prolonged cliturbate fun with these bad boys

though uhm... you dont happen to have any more of these cookies??? i have a feeling that i might run out of them real quick....... ;x

i dont mean to be greedy!!! but these cookies could be quite the game changer for me

so did you make them rose?? or can i purchase them myself from somewhere????? i need to know!!

[whenthewellrandry]

Talk crap on my work and then invite me over?? Are you kidding me???

Fucking. Strange solicitations indeed. 🙄🙄🙄

[ethnobootycall]

Jade for the Jade, and also a lil smooch ;p

Color Ask Meme

jade - youre a gift to this world

yeeeeees finally i got a jade!!!!! :p

and a lil smooch?? rose watch out because im making it a big one ;*