#cliturbate

[ethnobootycall]

i swear to dog @contaiinedarmageddon2 and @superlativesamsara are working together because just as sollux decides to double the speed of my toy, rose comes along and likes TWENTY posts......

[ethnobootycall]

@contaiinedarmageddon2

dummy youre supposed to send me one not like it :p though i suppose a like sends a stronger message in this case...

[ethnobootycall]

i have this feeling that at some point someone is going to come online and like a bunch of my posts, and i will end up lying on the floor writhing from too much stimulation......... ;x

[ethnobootycall]

aww you guys made my activity look kind of like a dog!!! :B

[ethnobootycall]

oh fuck meeee 15 new likes!!!!! and these vibrations are different, stronger!! ;B

@feeling-horsey

[ethnobootycall]

Silly Harley ;p

You knew better than to tell us to not do something :3

But if we did mess up your food too bad I can whip you something up, no trouble ;0

:x

i got all the ingredients out and was about to start chopping up some vegetables when all of you just absolutely ruined me with your likes!!!

please i need a breather!! seriously dont like anything for at least five minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially since @contaiinedarmageddon2 decided to mess with its programming, so not very cool captor!!

[ethnobootycall]

OhmyGoOoOod.............

excuse me

it seems like my online presence is cut a bit short because my master decided to like 25 posts of mine ;x

[ethnobootycall]