Can u share any p2 x p3 hcs you haven’t shared yet :D them together has been on my mind a lot more lately
They bicker like an old married couple.
Speaking of, they've totally considered going to Vegas to get hitched at least a few times after one too many drinks.
P2 is an angry drunk to everyone except P3; he is a clingy drunk. Meanwhile P3 is a sleepy drunk. They've woken up cuddled together after a night of drinking more than once.
P3 likes to tease P2 about how he's scrawny compared to P3...only to shut up when P2 points out all the heavy weapons he can carry at once.
P3 tries to get Champ to stop biting people in the crotch because it just causes them problems. P2 encourages it instead. Dog dad of the year.
On-going tally of how many zombies each of them has killed. There is an on-going debate whether skeletons count.
P3 is a marginally better cook than P2, which isn't saying much. P2 can grill up a nice steak though.
P3 would have one of those things that says "Kiss the Cook" just to see if he could get P2 to do it. P2 deliberately does not whenever he sees him wearing it.
One time P3 caught P2 trying on his coat; P2 denies it to this day even with P3 thinking he looked handsome in it.
They have a shared love-hate relationship when it comes to Krotchy and his franchise.
my absolutely all time favorite anime is
Gintama. that is the best ever.
I have lots of animes I enjoy though so here's like top 10 after gintama any order subject to change whenever I feel like it
Code Geass
Vinland Saga S1
Evangelion
Steins;Gate
Re:Zero
Mob Psycho 100
Kino's journey
Bacanno
Paranoia Agent
Monster
I hope if they ever wanted to make a second fight club movie and it wasn’t based off the comics.. that they’d reach out to u to write the script/direct it!!!!!!!!!! Ur fics are on a whole other level.. and u get Tyler & the narrator more than anyone who worked on anything fight club related ever did 😈
that’s so nice of you to say thank you 😭😭❤️❤️ unfortunately if they ever try to make a fight club reboot I will have to kill everyone involved and the blow up the headquarters of the studio in charge (all jokes joe biden all jokes 😐). if I had to witness a version of fight club set in 2023 where tyler and the narrator had like. smart phones and social media, I’d peel my own skin off in protest. they’re never meant to access technology more sophisticated than a pager. and who would even play them? no one is more perfect for the roles than ed norty and brad pitt. plus the mental image of a reboot being filmed on a digital camera in HD… no, these men are supposed to live perpetually in the 90s and their story must be told on FILM. I’ll have anyone who challenges this notion assassinated.
hiiiii :) here are some questions bc I’m bored too LOL
•Favorite scene in fight club? From the movie or book.
•Who do u like more, Tyler or the narrator?
•What made you wanna watch it? Or did it just kinda happen
•Do u like angsty or fluff soapshipping fics?
•uhmmm I dunno. Share any FC thoughts that are on ur mind?! :D
- my favourite scene is probably where Lou beats up Tyler (but honestly my favourite changes everyday). because the MUSIC is insane, brad pitt’s acting is crazy, i love the little detail in the background of when tyler gets hit in the chest the narrator curls over slightly and when Tyler gets kicked in the head, ed norton puts his head back ITS JUST SO COOL. also tyler’s outfit i love.
- honestly i’ve got to say i like the narrator more even though the come pretty close. i love the way his character develops and ed nortons acting as him. but he is just so silly and i love him.
- i genuinely don’t know what made me watch it, i told myself i would never watch it because i didn’t want to be THAT film student who was obsessed with fight club and ummmmmn it’s just didn’t even up that way lmao. it also fully kicked off my fincher addiction.
- I LOVE FLUFF WITH THEM!!! because the movie and book (from what i have read, i’m halfway through it) is already so angsty. domestic fluff with them is my absolute favourite thing, i love seeing how their dynamic would change if project mayhem never happend and they just continued their little domestic routine till the end of their days!!
- current fight club thought: how much tyler fucking BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF the narrator near the end of the film. LIKE HOW IS HE EVEN FUNCTIONING AND STANDING UP AT THE END DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE FLEW DOWN THOSE STAIRS?!?
I am thinking about the postal dude also as u have given me some sort of infectious disease
P1 in a snow storm freaking out and having to hide in his bedroom (one room with heating) with Champ and after calming doen finding it cozy and peaceful
Hm. I was thinking the other day about P1 with OCD and was wondering if any other dudes would have it. Pribably not. But if one of them did it would for sure be P2 but he can have a laugh about it. Take it more in stride? Just knows the patterns of his compulsions and is very used to it and does those actions without 2nd thought and represses those intrusive thoughts better.
For the most part. Id assume obvs hed have bad days too. Just is better at dealing with it and feels it less intensly as P1 would.
Okay! I don't know where to start but THANKS FOR THE ASK ♡♡♡ I understand this is very rambly and I do not expect anyone to read this shit‼️
Um okay this is nothing information but im noting it anyway thats shes number 4 out of 5 children (3 older brothers and a younger sister) and was born in Texas. She moved away from home in her mid 20s. She always lived in a trailer park so she continued to just moving about every year or so, mostly less than that tho.
This is how she meets dude! They just happen to be in the same trailer park at the same time and, as an animal lover, Pumpkin pets Champ when she walks passed him. She strikes up a conversation with dude....so kn and so forth ig :)
Now I do wanna note that I put her with P1 and P3 and, like i do with alot of my OCs, have slightly different versions of her for each sinareo. For P1, she's more manipulative and co-dependent because if im doing OC X cannon I'm going all out. Part of dude doing what he did was encourage by a shared delusion between the two of them. Pumpkin would also be controlling and angry if dude tried to leave, she's a bad person to him.
When with P3, she's more mellow and independent, she still likes the Dude (loves him really) but she knows they both like to wander and wouldn't be as upset with a separation. This doesn't its all ouppie and kitties, because she will just shy of torture this man in the bed room. I'd say he's into it, but she wouldn't care if he wasn't. There's still a controlling part of her that wants to own her partner.
Small note also, I get P3s whole cannon is complicated, but as far as he states, he had a wife and the events of P2 happened to him. All this to say I think him and Pumpkin had an affair, Dude didn't think she knew about his wife but of course she did. They're always yelling at each other and she would have found out anyway lol.
Anyway, she's encouraged to move out of town before you know. The nuclear bomb. But she loses her trailer. They go to Catharsis. Then another town and another. They just travel for a few years. She's a cleaner, she picks up odd jobs and Dude does what Dude does. Very boring and nothing story lol.
With the interpersonal, Dude does love her and has a loyalty to Pumpkin like he had to his wife. (And also part of that is because Pumpkin treats him kinda bad in some areas, not TERRIBLE! but she's a little mean) that's love to him. He really hates it tho, it sits funny with him and he's kinda awkward around her at times but slowly, slowly he submits and he's all hers >:)
And I said this b4 but her name is not Pumpkin! Ifs a nickname from the Dude, like a pet name. I do have "real" names in him for both of them, but that's for me >:) lolol
Hi!! If you don’t mind heacanon asks, do you have any about Seth?? I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately 👀💖
!!!! indeed i do !! way, way too many headcanons about him BWHASHGAH ill put all these under the cut just so this post isnt a mile long
- seth is SO incredibly bi its insane, he doesnt realise it yet but sh he'll figure out soon enough
- has one of those mom heart tattoos, yknow the ones, and he wears it with all of the sleazy pride hes got
- after he gets that dethklok australia money, he treats amber like a god damn queen ( as he should ! ), buying her piles upon piles of expensive jewlery, new phones, luxury dressed- anything she wants <3 a true malewife
- he's older than pickles by EXACTLY one year ! so for my age hcs he'd be 45 around about when doomstar happens :}
- he and magnus DEFINITELY got something going on... amber's cool with it since she's got melm as well, i heart open relationships smiles
- he's got undiagnosed adhd, molly and calvert just thought it was a puberty thing but... nah both your kids are just neurodivergent as all hell BWHAHHA
those are like my most fully formed ones !! i love talking about this little weasel of a man so bad, thank you for the ask !
