They Call me slime cos im Audibly sticky

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[thedogsleg]

Backshots with marge Simpson means everything.

Art Blog: @thedogslegart

Aes Blog: @radiationburn

[thedogsleg]

Mayonnaise and rice makes you stink like shit

HUR DURH I NEED TO CHARGE MY IPAF thats u u fucking sounds like that why r u sending me images such as?

[thedogsleg]

barry, 53

Yo thats meeeeee

[thedogsleg]

I feel like chicken little

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[thedogsleg]

tumblr is like exsclisivly desktop for me rn bc using the app i cant apply a vpn and obvs its blocking random posts that MAY have inappropriate content ok....and using a vpn makes this sewww slow 4 me. Um anyway are we still bugging staff about the UK and uh whats was the other countey? (Australia) censorship? Bc i am. The best part is that they can just ignore u which is awesome

Anyway. My point is. I gotta go make someoore rlm fanart excuse me

[rudavoidish]

Y'all if you're American please email your politicians and senators against the parents decide act. I'm fucking begging because we're reaching a tipping point.

[hetrosjistin]

Call or Write Congress About H.R. 8250: Parents Decide Act - GovTrack.us

Quick and easy link to both find your congressmen/women and giving you a quick and easy way to copy / paste the message into it. You want to oppose. It's an act that will demand that all major OS makers integrate a direct forced age verification control into all OS.

[rudavoidish]

I received a comment on this that I figured would be very helpful- it's a template for communicating with your representatives. Be sure to use it for reference

Dear Representative [Name],

I am writing to express my strong opposition to H.R. 8250 (The "Parents Decide Act"). As your constituent and a concerned citizen, I believe this bill introduces unprecedented risks to digital privacy and security.

Specifically, I am alarmed by:

SEC. 2(a)(1)(B): Requiring age verification to even use an operating system creates a mandatory "hardware lockout" that ends anonymous computing and forces users to hand over sensitive identification data to major corporations just to power on their devices.

SEC. 2(a)(3): Mandating that OS providers create a system for all app developers to access verification data is a massive security vulnerability. This effectively creates a centralized API of user identities accessible to thousands of third-party developers, many of whom may lack adequate data protection.

This bill does not protect children; it creates a centralized surveillance infrastructure at the OS level. I urge you to protect the privacy of your constituents and vote NO on H.R. 8250.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

[Your Zip Code]

[willowtree1527]

This is a hell that us down under in Australia are already living in, and it’s not even effective at what it claims to do in protecting children.

Given that, in the wake of this mandatory identification policy, my country seems to be moving to hand over its citizens biometric data, like fingerprints, Face ID files, and identification documents, over to the USA and to ICE to maintain the visa free travel (ESTA) we have, I strongly urge any US resident to send these emails, or make calls.

But if you can’t do that, the most powerful thing you can do is spread the word. Tell your friends, family, coworkers, anyone who can help.

My reach will likely be small, and so I don’t know if this will mean very much in the grand scheme of things, but I cannot stand to see this tracking happen to another population as it did to mine.

And if you think it won’t affect you, it will. All anonymity goes out the window when your accounts can be linked via your personal ID

I wish you all luck in preventing this act from going through.

[mossdftba]

I called my representative and left a voice message!

[humming-fly]

Here’s the 5calls script to make it easy! https://5calls.org/issue/age-verification-internet-privacy/

[maidthings]

touhou baby names acceptable for white girls 2026

[thedogsleg]

Every time the weather is nixe i wanna kms sooooo bad bc ppl are just like "its oo nice out! Isnt it nice!" Were gonna all be dead soon after long suffering.

[princess-of-phyresis]

sort of frustrating to see so many of my peers reposting rhetoric which boils down to "the new bathroom ban is bad because now trans men have to go into the women's and what if *gasp* a terf thinks he's the sort of tranny she's afraid of!?!?!?"

like that's cool and all but I have to go to the mens and am at heightened risk of assault or worse. no but you're right it would be worse to be mistaken for someone like me yeah that would be worse for you i guess.

do you know when people challenge me in a bathroom it's not a mistake? that they're correct? do you know how scary that is? that they know what I am and are willing to use the full weight of the law to ruin my life? that there is no defence I can present that is good enough?

[princess-of-phyresis]

A lot of people have never actually been the spectre haunting people's politics and it shows

[thedogsleg]

I gotta grow up man my rooms starting to become food dirty

[thedogsleg]

People keep calling me The Slur

[badassdemonsword]

[flareonfloof]

[glavilio]

i've been feeding my prisoner synthasized L-glucose in the hope that he starves to death but i'm just now realizing that i captured him from the mirror world and his enzymes are probably antipodal to mine. wtf

[peculiar-albert]

I have nowhere else to post this

[thedogsleg]

And he bought a parrot online

[slimereveler]

the younger generation is delusional, like why bother guarding your brood? in my day we would lay egg masses everywhere in obscure locations and statistically some of your offspring would make it to maturity.