#straydogssystem

[the-stray-dogs-system]

if gingers and systems make up around the same amount of the population, we need to start fakeclaiming gingers because "it's just too rare for you to have it"

- Clementine

[the-stray-dogs-system]

Advice For Fakeclaimers

Hi fakeclaimers! Now, I hate what you're doing, I really do, however, you could do it better! Better as in make it more laughable for us systems who get a good chuckle out of it.

Step 1: put the name of a d34d relative in your bio

Step 2: take a selfie from with the camera angled below your chin, like old people usually do, and make it your pfp!

Step 3: make sure you have some content on your page, and make it very specific! For example: only post about beans, only duet attractive women creepily, only post kpop fancams, only post fakeclaiming content. Just make sure there's something there!!

Step 4: I know all of you already do this, but for beginners, make sure you have no idea what DID or OSDD is!! oh, and make sure to watch "Split", because fakeclaimers treat it like the DID diagnostic criteria for some god awful reason

Step 5: only fakeclaim systems on posts where they weren't even talking about being part of a system! it really shows us that you're a big fan and have watched our content and thus boosted our reach and views!

Step 6: get angry, like tomato red angry, it makes it funny!

Step 7: always ask a system if you can speak to a prosecutor or protector, it helps the conversation go smoothly!

Step 8: have no fun! this shouldn't be fun for you, this shouldn't be a game for you, but since you all clearly think it is, we have to make it like a little game for us

- Clementine

[the-stray-dogs-system]

if you think that an official diagnosis is required to have DID you have to pay for our diagnosis, sorry i don't make the rules

- Clementine

[the-stray-dogs-system]

you can't claim to support systems if you don't support every type of alter. yes, even persecutors, even introjects that have problematic sources and act like their source or worse, even non-human alters, even introjects of something you hate, even just straight up problematic alters.

we cannot control who forms when in our system, no system can, you can't claim allyship if you can't support every part of us. you don't have to be friends with alters who are "bad people", but you have to at least respect them and their existence.

- Clementine

[the-stray-dogs-system]

last thing i remember i was drinking a mango loco monster energy on the way to the Outer Banks, now i'm eating pocky in the basement of some weird suburban house. oh how the mighty have fallen

- Tendou

[the-stray-dogs-system]

mind games are a form of flirting

- Clementine

[the-stray-dogs-system]

we have 216 known alters and everytime you fakeclaim us we go on a wild goose chase in headspace to find a new one

- Clementine

[the-stray-dogs-system]

we apparently have Shrek fictives...i don't know how to handle this information

- Clementine