#stretho

[hermitcraft-au-time]

Queue my muffled screaming this is the only idea I have for the flower shop au

Etho and Stress runs a flower shop together Beef and Iskall constantly go into it, feel free to think this on however you want

Bonus! You every few weeks a duo of hermits come and buy flowers from their shop as well :]

Stress and Etho are married, this is well known to the entire town and any one who decides to go in their shop. They make the best flowers and bouquets in town so obviously it attracts alot of couples looking for something for their special someone.

Be it the short red sweatered man looking for a bunch of roses for his lanky redstoner husband or the flirty werewolf pretending he knows anything about flower symbolism to impress his creeper boyfriend.

However the most frequent couple are Beef and Iskall. Just like Stress and Etho, the whole town knows those two are married, what they don't know however is that they are also married to Stress and Etho and go there not only to pick up some flowers for their house but also to flirt with their partners on the job. Suprising how no ones noticed yet!

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #307

Stress loves to paint murals of the not-exactly-legal variety on abandoned buildings, and Etho always watches her back to make sure she can run before anyone sees. But he’d better take care to watch out for her, not to watch the artist at work and pine.

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #213

Stress is always giving Etho little blocks, flowers, and decorations to use in his base. In exchange, he makes a pink room just for her.

[hermitcraft-au-time]

*cracks knuckles* i see flower shop au as the theme of the week, no one is spared from my brain. but listen. i have not been able to stop thinking about florists!stress and etho since i first learned etho used to work in a greenhouse. just,,, them working alongside each other, playfully arguing about which arrangements look best, developing a good enough synergy that they can work without needing to talk, buying each other lunches and dinners,,, alksdj anyway thats my sales pitch ty for listenin

They would often spend time after work arranging the color, shape, size and breeds of plants in bouquets together. They never minded as it was nice to spend more time with eachother.

Often Etho ended up with a few gypsophila's kneeded in his hair by Stress, he loved it everytime they had spares. He felt so pretty and stress's hands felt so gentle at his head.

[hmshermitcraft]

Sorry that I’m late on this, but I present one of my favorite rarepairs, Ice shipping. Stress and Etho bond over the cold stuff. -🌙

OMG, can you even imagine how gorgeously tacky their house would be? Mismatched thrifted furniture, bright colors, and glitter everywhere. It’s a match made in hell heaven!