strider claus meets john egbert
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: ho ho ho
▲: its strider claus
▲: shit lets be santa
▼: oh boy!
▼: i've been an ironic boy this year!
▲: good
▲: youve been on the ironically good list this year dave
▲: john
▲: fuck
▲: thats embarrassing
▲: anyways
▲: what the hell do you want
▼: new magic set would be great!
▼: but i also want to get a new pair of glasses for my friend dave.
▲: whats wrong with the one he has
▲: i think theyre pretty ironically awesome
▼: well, he could use a back up pair.
▼: i was thinking of getting him the red glasses that laser shooting guy from x-men had.
▼: you know, the live action movies.
▲: oh man that would be so bad
▲: do it man
▲: its fucking perfect
▲: i w
▲: i mean
▲: he would love it
▼: he he, okay then.
▲: shit ill see what i can do kid
▼: thanks, strider claus!
▲: yeah yeah yeah
▲: merry christmas to all and to all an ironic night
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