Dave: bro why does our shopping list only have doritos
Bro: what? oh. we ran out
Dave: *squints in concern behind his shades while texting john* ok
[Pesterlog]
TG: so it's official
TG: i officially hate doritos now
EB: do i even want to ask?
TG: shit. hang on i lost him. hope this isn't like last time's salami stick fight in the frozen food isle
EB: hold the fuck up
EB: wait. dave.
EB: dave you can't just message me like that and leave me hanging!
EB: dave?


















