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dave post #whatnumberamion

karkat is an insecure fucking pussy who wont wear a crop top

seriously its getting warm

but he just wont

its hella annoying

fucking 70 degrees and hes got that damn jacket on

does he ever get hot

hes got to be sweating like a god damn pig

niagara falls up in his pits

stinking up the band room with his seafood bo

crabkat the stank lord

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karkat im fucking offended

yall dont give enough of a shit to bring me damn roses after i almost die

fuck you

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daves party post

the party was wicked

like honestly with all the parties i go to i rate these things like gordon ramsay

or simon cowell or tyra banks or some shit

and i would say this party was pretty fucking dope

music was pumping and people were losing it

plenty of food and drinks

a full scale pool that people invaded halfway through the night

i mean it was at feferis house so of course it would be all out

but i would say it was cool

and i can say that everyone would do it all again

like if we were in a bullshit groundhog day loop or some shit we would all be okay with that

including the fucking stick in the mud we have running this blog

so peixes if youre reading this throw another party and hmu

and about party stories

take what yall imagined and multiply it by 2

night guys

- dave

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im sorry this blog keeps fucking dying

i blame karkat and his shitty caps lock

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another dave post

i just almost fell off the roof

i tried to do a backflip

since i used to be hella boss at intense gymnastics and shit

and i missed my mark by 8000 feet

bro got me in time but fuck if he didnt

karkat i almost died

i expect a bouquet on monday

full on roses welcome back we love you sappy ass shit

its not optional

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karkats a little bitch pass it on

-dave