#stridercandy

[vantasurouslysuspicious]

oh hello

[lavantant]

what do you mean with hovertext?

like where you hover over texts and you get different text to appear

[fuckupdotexe]

baby you must be the witch of breath cause you've took mine away

you must be the thief of heart cause you've stolen mine

are you the thief of light? because you've got some luck with me.

are you the thief of light? because you've crippled me and stabbed me with my own spear...

are you the prince of time? because it sure goes fast when I'm with you

baby are you the rogue of void? because even doing nothing is interesting when i'm around you

are you the page of hope? because i'm gonna need you to put on some pants, sir

are you a bard? because that codpiece looks fucking stupid.

baby i must be a bard of space cause there's no room in my codpiece

you must be a lime blood cause you're a great friend

are you Jack Noir? because you pierced my heart.

are you the bard of hope? cause i want you to stop hitting on me

are you the prince of hope because youre my perfect other half

are you a prince of mind? because i know you've blown mine.

are you a mailbox? because you're the bomb.

yo mama's so fat, she defeated her denizen by sitting on it

yo momma's so fat her dream self's on prospit AND derse

baby, I'm just like act 5, the longest thing you've ever seen.

yo momma's so fat her god tier would be heir of food

yo mama's so fat, her strife specibus is cholesterolkind

yo momma's so fat her sylladex is the fridge

your momma's so fat her sprite is a chicken wing.

yo momma's so fat she ate all her consorts

yo momma's so fat her land is LOCAD the land of cake and diabetes.

yo mama's so fat, her consorts are Big Macs

yo momma's so fat that she couldn't claim the ultimate reward cause she couldn't fit through the door

[pheromonecult]

hey u how r u i love ur blog ok bye

im great!!! and thank u 

[crispychocolate-blog]

stridercandy replied to your post: guys if you ship cronkri. you should start...

I do ship’em so hard like you have no idea hhhhhh

jesus fuck omfg yes good dsfjdhfjk

[kiryuukyousuke-blog]

MOFFAT!

[17:52:09] Ace-Oniichan: he's precious

[17:52:29] Trafalgar Lucy: who?

[17:52:49] Ace-Oniichan: moffat

[17:53:06] Trafalgar Lucy: he's a precious little evil satan

[17:53:19] Ace-Oniichan: yes

[kiryuukyousuke-blog]

Acelu RP. Starring stridercandy as Ace and myself as Luffy

Ace: ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!? IM NOT GONNA WEAR A FUCKING DRESS! IM NOT A CROSSDRESSER WHAT DO YOU THINK!?

Luffy: B-but you said we need to work! And that café there is the only place in this town they need someone...!

Ace: I'm not a fucking chick!

Luffy: *tilts head* So what?

Ace: Damn, I can't wear a dress...

uffy: Why not?

Ace: Because I'm a dude, dude!

Luffy: ... I don't see the problem?

Ace: DUDES DONT WEAR DRESSES!

Luffy: ... why not?

Ace: ... I give up.

[driven-to-the-edge]

stridercandy is now under your shadow.

She sat on a branch, waited, then gave the newcomer her customary welcome. She dropped down from the high branch she was on and stopped just as her eyes reached his forehead, hanging upside down. She grinned at the stranger, her sharp teeth flashing as she swung back and forth. "Welcome to the graveyard," She greeted. "What can I do for you?"