#striderween

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@mspaintjade

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huh well ill be damned thats a lot of daves got the shades n all pretty sure its an actual crime to separate a dave from his apple juice so You've gained the ultimate of ultimate prizes! 7 whole bottles of Apple juice from The Dave Strider himself!

Is it cheating to give yourself the ultimate prize?

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trick-or-treat! :U (this is from@uranian-umbrella, by the way!)

oh shit youre that anime guy fuck what was his name stash? i only ever caught bit and pieces of that show while ninjaing around the house past my bed time not that i had one too cool for that anyway dope costume i ran out of apple juice so youll have to settle for this You've gained a mostly eaten pack of Doritos!

There's at least 5 left in there!

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ok turns out that weird bug that stopped by earlier is in some kinda fucked up costume contest like a little bug sunshine well not exactly but close enough classic underdog type shit and me being the cool guy i am cant watch that and leave the little guy all alone out there what if he cries or something i cant have that on my conscious im not that kinda guy grubquius for president

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sup the house of strider is officially open for halloween business drop your costume in the ask box to receive ultimate ironic judgement and the chance to win the sweetest treat of all

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i wanna eb a cowboy baby

what even are you? ill give you points for the tiny hat

You've gained a Single Dorito Chip!

A chip this big should keep your tiny body fed for days!

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TG: yo

@shitty-davesprite-daily

oh haha tony Hawk i get it i think You've gained the the prize only the coolest of dudes(birds?)get, a bottle of some sweet sweet Apple juice.

Hell Yes.