#striderystyles

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and god proclaimed

god proclaimed nothing yo cause hes busy digging ditches

and casting stitches from all these riches and bitches

this has been a psa im gonna make myself a pizza yay

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everytime i see someone having turned trickster i ponder whether i should give them a big fucking hug and a bottle of ibuprofen considering the hangover they seem to experience

shits nasty yo

on the other hand most of these guys i dont even know i just watched their horrible sugar rush shit happening

and thats it

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i did it

i beat the sharknado

bro are you proud of me

cal you out there u little shit i beat sharknado

suck it

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did he just chainsaw trough a shark

that went flying towards him

jesus christ what is this

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did this car just explode because of nothing

gas leaked okay but there was nothing to ignite it

everything was wet because of the rain there was no fire

wow man

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on another note 

merry fucking christmas eve

tomorrows christmas that means youll get apples fucking apples isnt that wonderful