One hell of a disaster

Your name is DAVE STRIDER, you are now 22 years old and boy, have you seen some serious shit in your life. But life goes on as usual, except for the awesome powers and the strange people.

[technobeatgraftboss]

if you plan on playing deadly premonition i hope you like this song a whole lot

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when all is lost

look for raptor jesus

he will lead you

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and god proclaimed

god proclaimed nothing yo cause hes busy digging ditches

and casting stitches from all these riches and bitches

this has been a psa im gonna make myself a pizza yay

[terrorisinggnostalgic-deactivat]

lucky u :(

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yeah i dont think its really fair sometimes

theres nothing we can do now though i guess, even as gods??

just makes me furious sometimes

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thnx…

jus dnt talk 2 me about the batterwitch or dyin…

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ah see it went that way huh

makes me happy my line had a happy ending sort of

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everytime i see someone having turned trickster i ponder whether i should give them a big fucking hug and a bottle of ibuprofen considering the hangover they seem to experience

shits nasty yo

on the other hand most of these guys i dont even know i just watched their horrible sugar rush shit happening

and thats it

[terrorisinggnostalgic-deactivat]

… fine why

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cause i know some of them went down the metaphorical shitdrain

guessing yours didnt go smoothly either huh

i wont pry into details thatd be fucking nasty

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im 16 lol

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and here i thought id only meet roxys nearing the twenties

count me colored in surprised fuchsia

hows the timeline looking for ya?

[vriska69]

Shit, you’re streaming Sharknado?

Whenever I see a silly human euphemism, I have a 8ad ha8it of interpreting them literally first. 

Flaming poop spitting. 

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nah not streaming, just watched it since some dude gave it to me for free

ohios folks are really great if you dont commit murder in the streets so yeah

flaming poop shitting?? thats the whole thing 

melting fecal matter being ejected at high velocity its ridiclilous

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bby buoy whoah there roxy

you been drinking again??

[terrorisinggnostalgic-deactivat]

of course :3

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why did i even ask wow go me

just for the record how old are you? 

times a tricky thing

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i did it

i beat the sharknado

bro are you proud of me

cal you out there u little shit i beat sharknado

suck it

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terrorisinggnostalgic replied to your post: “sup my bby strudle”:

lol ueah ur my bby boy :3

bby buoy whoah there roxy

you been drinking again??

[vriska69]

turntechcataclysm started following you

Welcome to the 8log. Pardon me as I tuck you neatly in the hefty file that accommod8tes all of your ilk.

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welcome to striders blog as well serket enjoy the ride filled with a current stream of sharknado

watch it while were at it its great terribly great

but yes take care of that file or else it will burst out thanks to all that sizzling shit were spitting

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did he just chainsaw trough a shark

that went flying towards him

jesus christ what is this

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sup my bby strudle

bby strudle

bby strudles watching sharknado

sup to you roxy

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did this car just explode because of nothing

gas leaked okay but there was nothing to ignite it

everything was wet because of the rain there was no fire

wow man

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on another note 

merry fucking christmas eve

tomorrows christmas that means youll get apples fucking apples isnt that wonderful