#stringbeanman

[ask-torture-ler]

"Stay over there, in your murder lair!"

*crawls out of the depths of hell to post fanart*

((Ay. Life got in the way and I haven't been able to be on, but I've been working on reaction pics/asks and will hopefully be back soon. Hope you're all doing well B)

BUT ANYWAY. Enjoy this fanart of @stringbeanman @stringbeanman2021 !! Hope I did your boy justice.))

[stringbeanman]

Oh my.

I just heard that @thegreedler-butmeanler said yes (in the most non-aggressive way ever) to @asktheonceler2020 invitation to prom and it was so sweet I just had to draw something to congratulate them.

What color are your Corsages?

And please do tell me the details of how it goes

I must know.

[stringbeanman]

:) 🍰 here.

Awe, how sweet of you!

You know since you went out of your way to bring me such a delicious treat it's only fair to give something in return!

How about I give you a thneed for half the original price? Sound like a deal? Heck, maybe I'll even give it to ya for free!

(That last bit might of been a stretch-)

[ask-torture-ler]

My, oh my Well hello there. Welcome back. (We've never met but I thought I'd welcome you anyways.) Oh please do tell me big guy, if you don't mind that is. what kind of torment do you have planned for your dear guest?

With a large smirk, he chuckled, "If you’re able to hear it. It all depends entirely on what my clients want, darling. Decoration, meat, novelties.. I make it all. I’m quite crafty, you see."

"As a small example, teeth jewelry is very popular. Necklaces, rings, bracelets.. though, sometimes they only want individual teeth. Obviously removed with pliers and medical scissors. I try to do this while my visitor is heavily medicated.. it's a pain to have them scream in my face as I work."

"Bones have many uses. Furniture, decorations, weapons.. the only limit is my client's imagination. My most recent requested the femur of a young female as the handle to a karambit knife. It turned out quite beautiful. The squirming has caused scratching before-

-but I believe I've found an.. effective solution. Some find it hard to move or speak with a concussion."

"And then.. the meat is one of my favorite things to harvest, satisfying to do. Did you know humans taste similar to sweet pork? That's what my clients claim. How interesting.. "

"But, to answer.. how do I torment my visitors?”

“All work is done while the guest is living. And broadcast for millions to see in a nice, dim, red, room."

[stringbeanman]

Miss you dude 😭

Awe this stringboi misses you too pichio!

I've been busy as of late, really haven't had the time to be online very much at all these days.

Every once in awhile I'll hop on for a moment then hop off.

But alas, I'm still here!

I'm happy to see you guys are stilling figgering and biggering!

Keep it up 💚💚💚