#stron pls

[themadcapmathematician]

The unsettling realisation that stron makes incredibly dark jokes around literally everyone but they save the particularly dark comedy for strangers and cross bc they know they wont be judged

[themadcapmathematician]

Stron’s Google search history:

-how to preform top surgery on yourself -welding torch fluid repalcement diy -how to calm down your roomate after accidentally setting the house on fire for the fifth time in a month -how to make your roommates stop judging you -how to make people like you after they’ve seen the real you -how to talk to your friends about the end of a tv series they havent seen yet -spoil your friends for the end of a tv show without them killing you -does the spirit realm accept most major forms of currency? -how to bribe ghosts -how to get sickass ghost powers when you die -how to explain a joke without everyone in the room wanting to strangle you -how to ensure people will want to strangle you and actually follow through instead of flaking like the last 10 times someone threatened to strangle you whats wrong with me am I not strangleable enough for you??? -is ‘strangleable’ a word

[themadcapmathematician]

Stron: yknow people will tell you that dreams don't come true and just because you want something really bad it wont make it happen

Stron: but look at me! My parents despised me and told me id never amount to anything

Cross: and?

Stron: they were right! And all they had to do was believe really hard until I believed it and it came true! Is there anything more inspirational?