#strudelhaus

[jessiphile]

top 5 rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's

1. r

2. rr

3. rrr

4. rrrr

5. rrrrr

[jessiphile]

GURL STOP MAEKING OUT WIFF BOY. GIRL ASK BOY TO GET POTART. ...HE DURS. BOY SCREAM! AND THROW POTART AT WHALE! like a dis if you cry evertim. waaaaaaaaaaaah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZrBqC9QxyK

[bitterandrotten]

[8:04:01 PM] Ryan: you are the hippo then [8:04:04 PM] Ryan: is what you're saying [8:04:06 PM] ☆Necrophiliac: yes [8:04:19 PM] ☆Necrophiliac: thats exactly what I'm saying [8:04:24 PM] Ryan: :^ ) [8:04:29 PM] Ryan: how's that working out for you? [8:05:21 PM] ☆Necrophiliac: i kill about 2,900 people a year [8:05:22 PM] ☆Necrophiliac: so its [8:05:25 PM] ☆Necrophiliac: pretty good [8:05:32 PM] Ryan: not too bad not too bad [8:05:39 PM] Ryan: could always step it up but [8:05:40 PM] ☆Necrophiliac: the pay is shit tho [8:05:41 PM] Ryan: i aint no obama [8:05:41 PM] Ryan: so [8:05:45 PM] Ryan: ah really? [8:05:49 PM] Ryan: you in a union at all?

[jessiphile]

:^ )

RYAAAAAN

Oh my god I remember being mortified when I asked if you were stuttering because you were drunk. That's like my first memory of our friendship I AM A BAD PERSON OKAY.

Between you and the rest of the boys, you are my little babies and I love you. Last year for my birthday you ordered me enough pizza and wings to last a week, bought MoP and at least 6 months of game time and I was so grateful I think I cried a little maybe. 

This year I am definitely (hopefully) going to come to Blizzcon so we can all hang out and hug and be nerds.

[bitterandrotten]

I sent ryan a voice message of me making a fart noise & I'm still laughing

[12:55:50 PM] Ryan: you literally put your mic to your asshole and farted didn't you? [12:55:55 PM] Ryan: that's disgusting chassi [12:55:55 PM] Ryan: wtf

[bitterandrotten]

can't listen to get lucky with out thinking of the bald nerdfart

[bitterandrotten]

i like a do da cha cha when my tiny nipples go to france

[bitterandrotten]

I've already got a pet named Ryan, Ryan >:(