#strwbz

[strwbryskeleton]

Imagine holding Itachi and Shisui's hands at the same time, being in the middle, and dragging their cute butts all over the village window shopping. But be careful because they WILL notice you looking at some cute dress or something for a second too long it might end up on your bed tomorrow in your size~

Although if it's food....You get that instantly when you look back at them with that sad puppy dog eyes for the little bunny and other sweet confections in the window.

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// 42!?!! Juzo...Juju ....Juzoswoozy... plz you are killing me (kidding), not even Kisame likes me this much- (maybe 🥺🥺🥺) Now I guess I know how other people feel when I'm liking a rebloging all their stuff like crazy 🤔 🤔 Atleast someone likes everything I like? //

[strwbryskeleton]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you :3

LuussstttyyyyyyyVOIIDZZZYYYY~ I miss you! :3 thank you for the ask, I been lonely UwU

5 things that make me happy in no particular order ❤️

° Chicken Nuggets~

° My Internet friends~

° Being by the Ocean~

° Any Akatsuki Members Fat Sweaty Balls on my Face~

° A Really Good Joke/Pun~

I hope this list helps! 🩵🩷💚

[strwbryskeleton]

"save that idea for later to blow off steam"

Might have spelled things wrong because I used talk to text for this conversation.

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Strwbz: I bet you stupid ninjas like putting Kunis up eachothers butts or something.

Deidara : What? That's crazy I'd never fuckin do that, hm.

Sasori: That would be...So painful.

Strwbz; Then what's this rubber kunai I found while cleaning the storage closet?

Sasori: Obviously, it's for babies like you since you can aim for shit.

Deidara: Heh, yeah!

Strwbz: ...Yea know what fuck you guys, I'm gonna go hang out with Hidan... *Leaves*

Deidara: ......You think she's on to us?

Sasori: I don't think so, she's pretty dumb.

Deidara: Ah good...by the way, I don't think I cleaned that kunai from last time...

Sasori: ...... I hope she washes her hands ...

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Kisame~ wrap me in a blanket burrito and take us to the beach~

Mmmmm watching Kisame swimming around, while I lay out on a towel half under an umbrella and eating an ice cream, and maybe sipping an alcoholic drink.

He'd want me to join him in the water, which at first I'd be all like; naaahhhhhh~ I don't wanna be wet right now.

And he'd be grinning from the water: I thought you were wet all the time around me?

And I'd sip my drink while making eye contact trying to hide my smile and act all grumpy (but I'm not). Put down the drink and join him in the water, no slimy rocks or seaweed, definitely no glass or hooks around and the water is a relatively pretty color. Kisame definitely finds the best places to swim!

Strwbz: if my foot touches a slimy rock I. Will. Scream.

Kisame: You scream all the time tho????

Strwbz: *makes a tiny cat meme scream at him* aaaaaaaa!

Would get mad if you just threw your trash out on the beach or in the water, and make you pick it up. I mean. MAKE. YOU. You will eat sand if you don't. :)

If you don't know how to swim he's probably help you, but also make fun of you a little. Thankfully I am an excellent swimmer and Kisame shall be in awe of my skills!

Kisame: ....What.....are you doing?

Strwbz: I'm swimming!

Kisame: Is...that's what you'd call that?

Strwbz: The doggy paddle is the most energy saving swimming technique. Don't be jealous of my skills Kisame!

Kisame: I'm definitely not jealous of your seal looking ass....Can you atleast hold your breath long enough to come look at this?

Strwbz: I can do anything atleast once.

Ahh work ;-; i just wanna keep... Thinking. Blah